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@katedeyneka It’s amazing how a girl needs to be pretty, conceal they have a husband, and literally nothing else is needed to have any of their enterprises be successful

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@merissahansen17 @SaraHigdon You cackling hags overlook the political expedience of “regretfully’ delaying these admissions years after when they benefit her. She’s as sickening as any of them. Don’t platform this succubus. Matter of fact, delete your own accounts.

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@clx1re Tell me you have zero respect for your friends’ time without telling me

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@AwakenWithJP You’re an idiot

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@Baileymoon15 I’m watching New Girl too

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@bigdumb_baby @julianaraynor Prove it (please I need this)

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@MoaningMinnie25 @emmasarchivee He’s a lucky man

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@CollinRugg @sethweathers You two punk b**ches shoukd never have kids if you’re peeing yourselves over this video

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@yesokyeahsure @mattfreed You should go suck a Dongguan bro

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@MatznerJon @SunShakSunday You sell out Americans everyday by taking their jobs and giving them to commies and foreigners so you can both get f****ed as far as I’m concerned.

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@MickeySteamboat @sierracatalina @nikitabier You aren’t autistic, you’re just an asshole

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@bigdumb_baby You’re beautiful enough to make it work. I’ve seen many women with “bad bangs” who still looked hot because their confidence shone through. And they’ll be below your eyes by December, I hope that helps.

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@tanylake Your presence here is a gift from God to the rest of us, even when it doesn’t feel like it. Things are good and getting better. Your life will turn out great in time. Bless the people in your life with the things you want (kindness, love, attention) and they will love you back.

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@tanylake You should get this book. It’s helped lots of people understand how to reclaim control of their thought life and orient it toward positive and productive thoughts. And u can reprogram yourself fast if you repeatedly verbally tell urself positive stuff like mantras and believe ‘em

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@AtwinGracie2002 @dbinthed It’s so funny how the women who believe the majority of women have been sexually assaulted are the same ones who insist big cities are totally safe and want no efforts made to increase their safety.

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@BootleggedChad Also, counterintuitively: don’t drink too much water if you’re struggling with reflux. Stay hydrated but more water in your stomach means the acid will be more widely distributed and more likely to back up.

And elevate your head side of the bed if you can. That’s a gamechanger.

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@BootleggedChad Walking after eating will help digestion and constant overstimulation from tv can distract you from yourself but only light content not heavy

Overwhelm ur mind w a mantra (“things are good and getting better”)

I’m terribly sorry you’re going through this and for being annoying

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@retarded_whore What you call “American internet vernacular” I call Ebonics and I’m tired of seeing white people debasing themselves by using it online.

I’d rather they elevated their writing to the King’s English than lower it to the Gang’s Slang.

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@RobertMSterling @Michellek4040 Gavin wasn’t humanized. He performed a CARVER matrix and this earned him the next presidency.