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🇭🇹 listen to my music 👇🏾

[x @CurvedNick]

You respect difference and have deference - Old Duke

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My grandpa talked about this like it was Vietnam

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The coworker:

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

People dont need to know that you’re improving your life

Do it for yourself bro

[India Infographics Guy @Deshpacito661]

A hairdresser with zero archaeological completely changed our understanding of Roman hairstyling tools because she tried reproducing hairstyles on Roman statues.

She couldn’t replicate the styles so she started going through Roman manuscripts using Google Translate to find references to tools. She discovered that Roman’s used bone needles to weave hairstyles like fabric…. Something Latin scholars with zero knowledge of hair styling missed

[G E O R G E 🐼 @GxEorge_]

We are currently living through a timeline where you can work a full 40-hour week, eat at home, have zero hobbies, and still somehow end up having no savings 🤦🏽‍♂️🫠

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.

[lynk @lynk0x]

How life treats you when you don't lie, manipulate, scam, or use people, and you're just trying to build an honest life.

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Eddie Murphy was so sure this song was gonna take off on the charts because his friend, Michael Jackson, was featured on it. 😭

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

that heavy feeling in your chest when you realize there is nothing you can do so you just accept it

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

You can work hard and still fail while others are just winning without even trying hard. Reality check.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Chibatta had some dude pissed in madden 26 after he switched the settings and made it a heavy snow game inside cowboys stadium 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

an interesting quirk I've noticed with a lot of millenials is how much of their humor is inspired by jim carrey's grinch

[malena @malenairl]

para que quiero estar de novia si ayer me junte con mi amiga y me dijo soy tu unica amiga con la que no subis fotos cuando nos juntamos entonces subi una foto de ella y me dijo solo la subiste porque te lo pedi no porque te salio

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

I’ve said this since I was 23, having older homegirls and women in my life of all ages is the KEY. There is always more to aspire to. Life doesn’t “end” after a certain age. We are constantly getting better

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

This has gotta be illegal. "The rent is higher if you live in the house too much" is crazy.

[gabernal @iamgabreu]

Gente ontem um paciente (desorientado) olhou pra mim e falou cuidado hj pode ser seu último dia…. E falou q eu ia levar 6 tiros saindo do hospital!!! Quando contei pro pessoal q ia levar 5 tiros, ele escutou e reafirmou q seriam 6!!!!!!!

[Lomo's Adjutant @kay_sesen]

As a child my dad was part of an African & Caribbean society, he organised a seaside trip.

He warned everyone it would leave at 9am. First year it set off less than 20% of the people who paid were on the bus.

The following year, people came on time.

You can reset a culture.

[Fionaaaa🌻 @feeonxx]

I moved in with my boyfriend of two years last month, and everything was perfectly fine until our apartment started smelling faintly like wet pennies and swamp water. He swore he couldn't smell anything and blamed it on the building's old plumbing. But then I noticed our electric bill suddenly spiked to $450. He claimed his work-from-home computer servers were just pulling extra power for a big project.

[PoloBum @NM_PoloPlayer]

I’m at my dad’s house. He’s on hospice so not much time left. He’s been flying since 1940 and has a lot of pilot friends. This morning they’re buzzing the house for him. Probably illegal but I don’t give a damn. It’s making him smile.

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when God gives you that random chest pain letting you know he can end you whenever