Custard's Master

'I am the first mammal to wear pants', It's evolution baby!

[Hannah Bourne-Taylor @WriterHannahBT]

Clarion Housing destroyed an active swift colony by demolishing a building early, breaching the Wildlife and Countryside Act. Tell the Surrey Police crime commissioner to enforce the law 👉https://t.co/cZqGFTt3uc It’s #worldswiftday but no one gives a monkeys.

[Tangwa Abilu.🌿🌏🌾🍀🍃.SDG's. @AbiluTangwa]

Good evening humankind,I've noticed a decline in engagement on my Tweets lately,with my reach decreasing by half each day. It's got me thinking that perhaps it's because I'm an climate and environmental activist, and also because I haven't yet subscribed for the blue badge.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Again… 💤💤💤💤

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Just watch this…

And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is.

His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak

Jaw dropping.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Is he gay??? Roflmao!!!

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@Jimmykrakorn2 @EliotJacobson Thick

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you that the global sea-surface temperature hit yet another new record daily high yesterday.

Let's get ready to party like it's 1929!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken.
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[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@hitchfan1 @SamCKx @reformparty_uk Thick

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@Martina So oil companies can do what they want and Trump can keep making money from.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@Martina Kurt was ahead of his time

[DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock]

SOUND UP!! Trump fans called Biden Sleepy Joe for years

Now I need MAGA to explain this video with a straight face. 💯

Whatever you do, DO NOT share this.

Would be a shame if Sleepy Don went viral. 🤣

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@LibertyNut1 Word

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Oh boy. So we will have no clue what is really happening . Great!

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@underderadar @Number10cat Trump says hes not a pedo. The end.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@JamesPGoddard90 @Number10cat Humans didn't exist 2.6 ma.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[RHINO KENNEDY 🌱🦏💚💪🏾 @Artfamcdk]

Rhino horn belongs to rhinos. Not on shelves, not in markets, not as a status symbol. Every rhino deserves to keep what nature gave them. Protect rhinos, protect biodiversity, protect our future.
🌱🦏💚
#rhinoconservation #saverhino #rhinohornbelongstorhinos

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@WriterHannahBT I have wrens nesting in ivy at back of the garden, house martins under the eaves, house sparrows under the roof and a robin nest has just fledged. Baby birds everywhere!