Custard's Master

'I am the first mammal to wear pants', It's evolution baby!

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Trump: "I will never allow anyone to hurt our country with foolish, horrible ideology."

🇺🇸Obama👏: "I have never seen a Patriot like you. You wasted billions on foolish war. Broke the military. People died. Inflation spiked to historic levels. Many are jobless.

And now we’re worse off than before. Wow, what a Patriotic man. Only a clown cheers you." 🔥

Absolute brutal by Obama 💪🔥

[Tolkien Society @TolkienSociety]

72 years ago today, on 11 November 1954, The Two Towers was published. As for the towers the title refers to? Tolkien settled on Orthanc and Minas Morgul.

Do you remember the first time you read The Two Towers? #Tolkien

[Truth Vault @Truth_Vaultq]

🇺🇸Trump: "I created the lowest fuel cost ever."

🇺🇸 Reporter: "That's not true."

🇺🇸 Trump: "What?"

🇺🇸 Reporter: "Gas was $3 per gallon when Biden left office. Now it is $4 per gallon."

🇺🇸 Trump: "Shut up. You are fake news."

🇺🇸 Reporter🔥: "And You are a big Clown."

American journalists just discovered they have backbones.

[Scientific American @sciam]

We’ve never seen an El Niño like this one. And it’s possible the gobsmacking heat it’s releasing will push us permanently past a symbolic warming threshold

https://t.co/Ob8rMEsRsI

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@GuntherEagleman What if you're an atheist?

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@liamgallagher @icey_melted And that was when he was young 😆 🤣

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@liamgallagher @rkidharry You can't write though (music or English).

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@TonyBob1495766 @Maximumatheist Hes an atheist

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@Tourniquet9090 Thats right. Shiva takes no shit .

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Isaac Newton invented the first GAY LAZER in 1665 to make people gay

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Don’t boo, vote!

There’s nothing scarier than not voting. Enjoy Halloween, but make sure you have a plan to vote on November 3rd.

["All I do is" Nguyen 🇺🇸 @Nguyen_anime3]

I get told by Trump supporters daily on here “go back to where you came from”

Like El Sayed, I was born here. But this is the racism that MAGA always spews.

If you’re a person of color, it’s an example of what they think of us. ALL of us. Don’t be their pawn, don’t think they’re on your side. They’re not. DO NOT vote with these people. VOTE BLUE and get these racists out!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump screamed at a reporter, called him a “sick guy” and said he looks “like hell” after he asked an innocuous question about the President's travel.

This is not normal behavior.

The American people are FED UP with Trump‘s narcissism, incompetence and greed. ENOUGH.

[Some Bloke 🥀 @DeeWaynee94]

So a kid dresses up as Spider-Man, knocks on a few doors, collects some Haribo and deserves to burn in hell forever?

Mate, the scariest thing about Halloween is what you lot believe your loving god would do.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@MorganBat21 Thick

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@enigmaticdon1 @Atomsmade Youre a nut job. Bye.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@MichalYouDoing @GeoffreyM351303 @Atomsmade Very true nothing is black and white. My point wasn't about financial backing though but about how the discoveries were made, ie the actual science. Not one discovery came about due to knowledge of the bible or other religious text.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@GeoffreyM351303 @Atomsmade So why didn't god just say it how it was instead of talking in metaphors? Some people think the stories are literal so the message he gave hasn't been communicated well.

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@GeoffreyM351303 @Atomsmade So what's the flood story a metaphor for?

[Custard's Master @custardsmaster]

@GeoffreyM351303 @Atomsmade Its a good job lol! The bible should at least not contradict scientific facts, e.g. evolution, age of the universe, the process by which universe was made, no evidence of a global flood etc. The only way you can reconcile the 2 is if you accept the bible stories are fiction.