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[CG @cvg2005]

@IGNDeals Tried two devices and 4 browsers. Crashed the entire time.

[CG @cvg2005]

Happy Super Fat Gobble Down everybody!
🦃 🍗🥔🍠🥧

I see you 👀 @nytimes 😂

[jess @enchantedjess13]

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[CG @cvg2005]

@Stash hi there, quick question. Is there an in app feature to sell all my holdings at once? I have about 70 different stocks and it looks like I have to manually sell them one at a time? Thanks!

[CG @cvg2005]

@hulu_support hello! Having some trouble getting into my Hulu account. I requested a password reset from the Hulu login and when I click the link it takes me to myDisney instead. I create a password and use it immediately and still says it’s wrong? I’m stuck in a loop! 😫

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

FUN FACT: Each of us who support Kamala are de facto surrogates for her campaign. So we have to have the talking points at the ready to answer questions or criticism about her or her campaign. So here are a few at the ready:

1) She didn’t pass any great things as VP:

[CG @cvg2005]

@hulu_support hey there, I got logged out of Hulu on all my smart tvs and can’t get back in so I’m now thinking it’s not me but maybe an outage? Can you confirm?

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

[macaulay cockin @gardenoutro]

I’m sorry but I literally do not care about the “she’s not a good person” tweets rn. Who was the last good person to run for office? QUICKLY
It’s either her or Trump please fuck off for like 100 days it’s not the time

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Kamala Harris will be the next President of the United States. I pledge my full support to ensure her victory in November.

Now more than ever, it is crucial that our party and country swiftly unite to defeat Donald Trump and the threat to American democracy.

Let’s get to work.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

Republicans: “she’s not qualified.”

She was DA of a Top 10 city, AG of the 2nd largest justice department in the land, a U.S. Senator from the largest state, and the sitting VPOTUS.

Last time you elected a president he was a game show host and Twitter troll so STFU.

[CG @cvg2005]

Before you slam @KamalaHarris for any reason, valid or invalid, try to remember that if you aren’t supporting her you’re supporting trump by default. So either hop on the train or get off the tracks, because we are running out of time to stop him. #Harris2024 #Kamala2024 #vote

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Now that Trump is officially the oldest presidential candidate ever, I expect the media to spend weeks focusing on his age and his mental capacity.

[WolfOfNewYork @Word2myKnicks]

If I’m Biden I’m finding away to pay off everyone’s student loan-debt in the next 3hrs.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

okay so far we know the shooter wasn’t richard simmons or dr. ruth

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I want to ban assault weapons and require universal background checks.

Trump promised the NRA that he’d do nothing about guns.

And he means it.