Cadence

University of Michigan Alum | 2nd Grade Teacher | she/her

[hannah @gllitters]

THIS is what I call music for a sushi restaurant

[jodie @jodieegrace]

if paramore can perform misery business in the year 2023 then taylor swift can keep the lyrics to better than revenge the same

[Fun Phil @SanFilcisco]

when we hear the woke version of “better than revenge” tn

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

feminism has gone TOO FAR. normalize a little sprinkle of slut-shaming here and there, as a treat

[madison @madison_tayt]

my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense.
like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

[Cadence @cvlitt162]

@DenverZoo @jen_m77 Was searching the app for their names and they aren��t on there! Neither is the crocodile monitor. What is its name?!

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

On our Street, we celebrate inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression. Happy #PrideMonth to all the people in our neighborhoods! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤍🤎🖤

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

“I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay” is such a good line!!!

[Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance @DenverZoo]

NBA Finals start tonight, and we've got our own starting five cheering on the @nuggets! Asian elephants Bodhi, Billy, Chuck, Jake and rookie of the year, Duncan are all under the watchful eye of Coach Groucho! Cheer on our herd during your next visit – and LET’S GO NUGGETS!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

happy june if you are reading this you are gay now

[𝔤𝔥 @ghdaaii]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[haley @mockingjaays]

behind every hot girl is a deep history with the hunger games

[jules ★ @unpredictacal]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with 5 seconds of summer