Nick Kirkpatrick

Drinker of the Nickelschlager, bleach, and green paint

[Cargoblitz @CargoBl1tz]

She should be thiccer fr fr

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

New word: DDF
Designated Drink Finisher.
When someone buys you a drink at the club, bit it's too much to handle, so you drink a little, then hand off the rest to your Designated Drink Finisher.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@Clint_Davey1 At some point, there's a limited number of regions in the world, and thus, some hypothetical limit to the number of accents that exist. No matter who you are, at some point, some work of fiction might use yours.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

Someone outside my hotel just had the Kim Possible ringtone. Didn't know that was a choice

[Chris Maidment @ChrisMaidmentNH]

This is the most disrespectful tweet to Meshech Weare I've ever seen

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@thom_weights Oh no! This man just broke at least 2 of the rules I learned from @biptunia's video on gun safety! https://t.co/Og3Nb75dfk

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@polozov Thank you for moving to New Hampshire, and making even better!

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

Quadcopters in "Terminator Mode" in 2024, appear to be the first weapons to autonomously make the decision to kill a person.
Targets were Russian, so anyone who criticizes or questions these actions can be accused of, "siding with Russia"
https://t.co/i9jybXEbXl
@BanKillerRobots

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class

[kira. @kirayhf]

swirly glasses girls are now an endangered species and NO ONE is talking about this!

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

The waiter at Captain George's Seafood called me, "Captain Kirk". I love it when people do that!

[Stealth Warthog @StealthWarthog]

Happy Marvin Heemeyer Day to all who celebrate!

[Rep. Michael Granger @Granger4NH]

Today is the 22nd anniversary of Marvin Heemayer's "Killdozer" rampage, a reminder to all in public service to approach our duties with compassion, justice, and sanity. The decisions we make affect real people, so we should consider them carefully and soberly.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@LaprasIRL Now *there's* a concept for travel-oriented YouTubers to use. Try to do a bunch of tourism stuff for a couple of days, but you have to "stay within the lines" of the whackiest Congressional districts. Get a custom mobile GPS app to PING when you're close to the border.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@gyropro0u812 @travis4nh I hope people will write an article about how badass *I* am, one day.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@Holy_Cow_Pod @LPNH Homosexuality is a victimless crime. He was a COVID alarmist wasn't he? There's a *real* reason to dislike him.

[Nick Kirkpatrick @cvramen]

@AnswerIsLibrty @LPNH Even without a *statute* prohibiting orgs from using IQ tests as a condition for membership,
the threat of *litigation* has loomed over people who wish to do so, since at least 1970 (Griggs v. Duke Power Co, Ricci v. DeStefano)

[DRAGON QUEST @DragonQuest]

Please enjoy this new illustration commemorating 40 years of #DragonQuest 💙