Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
She gives her employees free college tuition. She donated to make the COVID vaccine possible. She roasted Taco Bell until they brought back the Mexican pizza. She's a goddamn national treasure. Get well soon, Dolly.