Chris Waudz

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[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@KenyaPower_Care you self reading USSD code is not working and hasnt worked for the past three months. How do I post my reading now?

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@uber_kenya I ordered food through uber eats on 12/01/2025. The order was cancelled but I was not refunded. It's been over a week. Urgently action on this ASAP.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The Most Ruthless Dictators in History ~ A Thread 🧵

1. Adolf Hitler (Germany)

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

They can't fix roads, collect garbage, or even provide water but are busy destroying homes in the name of #affordable #housing .
Useless government... your time will come.

[Trenyo @trenyooooo]

This bread based government is only efficient when they want to frustrate Kenyans. Why carry out demolitions at midnight even if you had given Woodley Residents a notice to vacate by 19/11/2024

@dngkenya you are about as useless as your music career! #AffordableHousing

[Trenyo @trenyooooo]

This bread based government is only efficient when they want to frustrate Kenyans. Why carry out demolitions at midnight even if you had given Woodley Residents a notice to vacate by 19/11/2024

@dngkenya you are about as useless as your music career! #AffordableHousing

[Trenyo @trenyooooo]

The government's new strategy for #AffordableHousing: "Demolish first, ask questions later."

How are they demolishing peoples’ houses in Woodley at midnight? 😭😭

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

REPOST, REPOST, REPOST!!!

A tweet for Edgar Wabwire.

#FreeEdgarWabwire #FreeEdgar

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Don't Say anything, Just Retweet #RejectFinanceBill2024

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Bwana someone find this guy and give him my Malaria vaccine.

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@CBKKenya the dhowCSD App has not been working for the past two weeks. It keeps on crashing every time you try to open it. Any resolution in sight?

[Sam 💎 @FcbxSam]

Messi actually won in life man…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The scariest answer to the Fermi Paradox is that there are no aliens at all.

They we are the only tiny candle of consciousness in an abyss of darkness.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

A terrible shame.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

After discussions with the manager today he has informed me he is changing captain. He outlined his reasons to me and whilst I’m personally extremely disappointed, I will continue to give my all every time I wear the shirt.

So I wanted to say a massive thank you to the Manchester United fans for all their brilliant support whilst I’ve been wearing the armband.

Since the day I took on the role, three and half years ago, it’s been a huge privilege to lead Manchester United and one of the proudest moments of my career to date. It’s one of the greatest honours in club football. I’ve done everything I possibly could to help United be successful - on and off the field.

I will always be grateful to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for first giving me the responsibility and I wish whoever now takes it on every success and they will have my full support.

Harry

[Maich @VicMaina]

Morning @SakajaJohnson nairobi county ussd *647# isn't functioning this morning. Unable to pay for parking

[Wafula Chebukati EGH @WChebukati]

I am pleased to announce that my project titled "Role of Technology in improving the integrity of the electoral process in Kenya" has been accepted for presentation at @ElectIntegrity's Annual Conference to be held on July 3-7! My talk will demystify "the server" in Kenyan polls.

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@ChebiiKiplagat @SakajaJohnson Driving on Kodi Road is like moving across a mine field, too many deep potholes at the main entrance next to Summerdale Hotel (Equity Bank) and the rest of the court. Help!!!!

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

Say that again? Global warming and changes in weather patterns. 😳😳

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@DStv_Kenya The website hosting server will typically generate a "404 Not Found" web page when a user attempts to follow a broken or dead link; The page is not reachable.

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

@DStv_Kenya @MultiChoice the https://t.co/Gx5te3wUHC is down. Can't access the App now. 😡😡

[Chris Waudz @cwaudz]

The website hosting server will typically generate a "404 Not Found" web page when a user attempts to follow a broken or dead link; NOT POOR INTERNET CONNECTION!!!

[DStv Kenya @DStv_Kenya]

@cwaudz Hello @cwaudz, we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused. Kindly note that the error displayed on the screen indicates that you are experiencing poor internet connectivity. Kindly cancel that web page and then relaunch it again. To confirm if all will be well .^Eric