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comedyian (stand-up) • host of Coffee Sip podcast • was bg on Veep @hbo • my comedy album It’ll Probably Be Fine (2019) is on @spotify @tidal @apple • wow 🐀💨

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

*holds up a champagne glass for a toast at a party full of ppl & they quiet down to hear what i'm about to say* i'm having a horrible time

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

hey i’m over at threads too

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

logging back in to tell y’all that my show Leave Your Troubles will be happening monthly at @comedyslashbar in Seattle, Washington and it all starts TONIGHT 8 PM. so if you live in Portland, Oregon or Seattle, Washington you will have at least one chance a month to see it!! 😎🗳️

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@naomimaria just Baltimore tings

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

come out on 3/4 for Leave Your Troubles!
i’m hosting a great line-up of comedians riffing jokes about your problems that you submitted

[Helium Comedy PDX @HeliumComedyPdx]

This Week At Helium: Martin Amini, Leave Your Troubles at the Door, Jen Fulwiler, + Dusty Slay headlines the weekend!
Get your tickets here: https://t.co/zuwU6OCG02

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@AJamieCarbone thank you Jamie!!! it’s gonna be a good one 😈

[Jamie “hubie halloween fan” Carbone @AJamieCarbone]

Hey I’m really excited for this show and it’s sincerely one of my favorite shows in Portland so you should absolutely come

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

yo i know i never post on here anymore but if you live in the Portland / PDX area please come out to this showcase @HeliumComedyPdx on Saturday. write down your problems, put ‘em in a box and then stand-up comedians riff jokes. thank you i love y’all. tix: https://t.co/9O61JlLzNO

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@travismarshalll call the police

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@dave_cactus hi!!!! all my friends are deleting their accounts 😕

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

gig economy? more like GAG economy!! it makes me wanna throw-up. i’m glad i logged back in to say this

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@marenaltman fuckin finally

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@DALIA do they call it Hollywoof in Beverly Hills Chihuahua??

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

on the West Coast is it technically still the past, is there anything anyone wants us to change before we’re in the future again

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@nuns_on_film nutted should be the word of 2022

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

somewhere, somehow there is a stand-up comedy open mic happening and there is a comedian going "my New Year's resolution is 1080 x 1080" and they are getting booed HARD

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

this also counts the same for New Year's Eve

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

Christmas is a day where both your exes and corporations have the same aim when sending you Merry Christmas messages

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

@claybodybri thank you for reminding me to roll sum up for tonight

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

“just thinking about all the times we did business together 😔”

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

Christmas is a day where both your exes and corporations have the same aim when sending you Merry Christmas messages

[chrieeees @cwhudson]

this new view count metric is really giving ppl the same feels as when a message they finally sent to their crush says “seen 2 hours ago”