I kept smelling weed at work and was like what the hell who got that office pack on em,
Turns out my pen was in my pocket and the button was pressing into my chair for like a good 3 or 4 minutes
am i allowed to say that i don’t really think the new phoebe bridgers song is good but im also keeping my mind and heart open to the possibility that i’ll like it more when i hear it in the full album context. or is that illegal
Ahh a beautiful morning… the sun is shining in Florida and the birds are chirping. I think I’ll log onto social media and see the response to my set list last night. This is gonna be awesome!!
the third haim sister couldn’t go because she couldn’t think of a good name for the shirt. she suggested “knicks offerman” and the others locked her in the bathroom for the entirety of the evening. they just left her there.
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
hey do you want to watch the knicks game at the palantir popup in the west village. heard about it via a substack i follow by someone in the new media cohort from a top vc. david protein bars is catering. there will be lots of microinfluencers talking about their daily routines.