christopher

close but no cigar

[den @dengrnde]

been so wrapped up in Wicked world i forgot we’re about to enter another tr*mp presidency

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

seeing this shit in 1875 must have felt like seeing a cybertruck

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

ohh look at me I’m Hailee Steinfeld I got to be in a Transformers movie. And I’m Vi in Arcane. And I’m Gwen in the Spiderverse movies. And I’m Kate Bishop in the MCU. AND I can sing. Now I get to marry quarterback Josh Allen. fuck you

[ian @luvvsongs_]

actually like wtf do we do if he wins

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

there’s a 2016 level of confidence in the air and I don’t like it

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

In da glee clerb, we all fam

[✧ @northstardoll]

when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”

[christopher @cwlm28]

@read_reid_reed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Work: Gives PTO

Me: Uses PTO

Work:

[christopher @cwlm28]

@read_reid_reed a certain someone at work

[Judy Blumhouse @HolaCarmitooo]

coworker: what did you get for lunch?

me: soup

coworker: I hate soup

me: I don’t??

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[christopher @cwlm28]

🫃🏻🫃🏻🫃🏻

[PeggerU @PeggerUparody]

WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

I lost 180 pounds by eating less, eating better and working out and let me just say this...

CHEAT. Fucking cheat. The modern world is a riptide dragging you towards heart disease and diabetes, if you need a lifeboat, get a fucking lifeboat, there is no shame whatsoever at all.