Charlie Challenger

I've taught several old dogs new tricks and once rode from Land's End to John O'Groats. Backwards

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

I guess I should get back in the saddle. The TILNAR cycle challenge is coming soon. 50 miles should be a good warm up. I'll do it backwards.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Back in the saddle. Training for next years @TilnarCycle challenge. #itneverends

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

19,108k time to call it a day. What distance did you all get. #imayhaveincludedearthsrotation #itsnotcheating #itsforcharity

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

'Twas the night before the @TilnarCycle challenge and all through the cycling world, not a creature was stirring, apart from me. #neverrhyme

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

*81% of statistics are made up.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

32%* of cyclists interviewed will give 110% for 63% of the time they spend riding in the @TilnarCycle challenge.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

The countdown begins to @TilnarCycle on June 20th. Get your buckles fixed and get a warm up 300k under your belt.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Just had my hair cut. Lost 750g of weight. That's got to add up to and extra 3 miles in the @TilnarCycle ? Surely? #everymilecounts

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Just texted sepp to remind him there's only 3 weeks left till the tilnar cycle challenge. Glad he's taking it seriously. #quitandtrain

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

I just gave 12 points to Sweden. Automatic 18 month ban and £1000 fine. #speedingisnotfunny

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Sorry Kent. It was just me and Wiggo doing bunny hops. #earthquake

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

On a scale of 1 to 10. How often do I use the scale system of 1 to 10? 11.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Have washed the mud off. But I still found some in my ear. #lovemud #prefersoap

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

One mans ROFL is another mans LOL.

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

If only the saying was " #charity begins outside". Then there'd be less people at home. Sitting down. Doing nothing. #dosomething

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Me and Wiggo just bundled Chris Boardman. Wiggo gave him a Chinese burn. #classicwiggo

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

It's never too late to start beefing up your obituary. #DoSomethingNew

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

The only winner today was democracy. Democracy and voter apathy. #vote #groat #stoat #moat #hashtag

[Charlie Challenger @cyclechallenger]

Who needs the NHS anyway?