a lady at work today told me she drove a Maserati. I was like “dang that’s cool those are so nice.” She was like “yeah they’re so underrated” ...... kinda caught me off guard so when she left I went to the window to look. I wonder if this lady knows she drives a Mazda
one time during a high school cross country meet i pretended to faint .5 miles in because i was tired and the medics came and carried me to a golf cart and i’ve kept this to myself for 4 years- AND THAT’S SHOWBIZ, BABY.