Cyncope

BSN,RN,CCRN. CVICU- Specializing in ventricular assist devices, ECMO and transplant pt care. Came for education, stayed for humor and 🐕 pics.

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When even the ECMO thinks it's a bad idea.
Anyone else ever get this error?

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@__The__Hoff__ @NASASpaceAlerts

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@FactsOVfeelingz @NASASpaceAlerts He is surprisingly strong for a baby

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

This is amazing - a periodic table showing every element and how it’s used.

Chemistry really is everywhere. 🔬✨

What’s your favorite element?

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@DrJohnAquino @DrJenGunter That made me viscerally ill

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@MHPoison1

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@OTirmizi Through a telescope

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@DrSandman11 Did you ever think to decide by the surgical case? liver transplant - sauteed liver &onions, intestinal surgery-some lovely tripe.....

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@BassoonYsu @aaronhoyland @kaylamellis_ @rabbitholer @LJSweetpea @ffmichelle @killersumobunny @panagis21 @cliffreid @DrSandman11 @RyanMarino @GoodTriDanny @CrackedPestle @fuzzymittens @candice_counsel @ravenscimaven @MeganDuffyPhD @va_cc11 @RogueBumbleBee https://t.co/Sh3L2p511x

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Attention : this season consuming one of these in Alabama will result in a felony

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@MHPoison1 🫣😭😊⬆️ not sure what to think, lol

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@bakerbakerbaker Hopefully, someone had scissors on them and took some quick action 🫣

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@RuralFMPA Happy Bernday Babies ❤️❤️🎉🎉

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@MHPoison1

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@fuzzymittens WTAF!!! Somebody skipped sex ed.

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@ProdigalHoosier Not a meme but a sweet little Capybara ❤️

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@swoonganz I came home the other day and felt kind of bad. I bought dog food treats and toys. I forgot about the cat. Then I looked down and she was playing in the box.😸

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@zach_london @OxnardMantalvo @thatdocjulie @candice_counsel @StressHoop @Xan_axolotl @MeganDuffyPhD @StinkRatsCharms @rebelroscrey @KarenPercy1 @jtrebach @aaronhoyland @kaylamellis_ @DrSandman11 @RyanMarino @fuzzymittens @TraumaSoapBoxes @cliffreid On orientation exam:
Your name?
" Joe"
What is the year?
"2019"
Who is the president?
"That asshole"

Exam complete.
Pt alert and oriented x3.

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@kari_jerge He thinks he's a stray, he has not been petted in 29 seconds

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@MHPoison1

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@TheRealDoctorT You have Arrived, keep an eye out for the rest of us 👀