Dipesh Udeshi

PQ Villa - VERTIGO - TGI.
Losing all my savings to online shopping, always between Work and DOTA 2 any given time and quote film dialogues at random.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

Did someone ask for Spirit of Mumbai ? This is.

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When the privileged ones are on the ground, shit has hit the fan.

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@ku1deep I usually, order the same item again, whichever gets the delivered first, I keep it., and for delayed one I just tell them to take it away. Refund usually takes 7-10 days.

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@vivekraju93 Zomato sold their delivery business in UAE to talabat because they came to know why their model will only work in India.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

@ku1deep He might be on the call center with HDFC due to devaluation of the Infinia card.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

@LiveFromALounge @MsaNkadI These cheapos need to be called out. Exploiting the banks when the credit cards were in their customer acquisition phase, and now, since the acquisition has stopped, these guys are crying. If you see on the Twitter timeline, everyone is crying.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

@balakoteswar Guys, you are not loyal premium customers. You are just credit card exploiters. Get it out of your head that you are premium for the bank.

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@MsaNkadI @LiveFromALounge These idiots want points for doing the basic stuff. Without being loyal to the bank. The banks expected premium customers for this card, but chindi chors like them become card exploiters. Once pests are removed, I am pretty sure the HDFC will bounce back.

[sanjeev prabhaker @SPrabhaker]

Indian billionaires think r&d means redevelopment

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

@greencribb @sahilk Bro just WhatsApp image to yourself and download image. It’s automatically compressed. I have registered for everyone it’s very smooth and convenient.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

@viraj_sheth You are an idiot viraj.

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@VishalBhargava5 I said the same 3 years back

https://t.co/pxCEUVWowZ

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

Has someone noticed… the resurfaced concrete road on Mumbai Pune Expressway is uneven and bumpy. #Mumbai

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

None of these new age companies know how to earn money. Only know how to burn money. Hire people with inflated egos and salaries. The bubble needs to bust rest of the bubbles like the real estate one will bust automatically.
Don’t ZOMATO me their profits come from FDs and not operations.

[Sonia Shenoy @_soniashenoy]

Ola electric

Today the stock has hit an all time low
It’s now down 72% from record highs

Several reasons for this fall:
⬇️Weak earnings
⬇️Huge losses ( 870cr loss in Q4 )
⬇️Decline in deliveries
⬇️Deliveries dropped 55% in Q4 to 51735 units only

Poor customer support and unreliable service stations have created a big dent in the brand image over the last one year

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

In India, the armed forces report to the President of India, who is the Supreme Commander of the Indian Armed Forces. Operationally, they function under the Ministry of Defence, with the Defence Minister overseeing their activities. The chain of command involves the respective chiefs of the Army, Navy, and Air Force, who report to the Defence Minister and, through them, to the Prime Minister and the Cabinet.

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

#BREAKING: Modi Govt empowers the Indian Army Chief to exercise powers to call out every officer and every enrolled person of the Territorial Army to provide for essential guard or to be embodied for the purpose of supporting or supplementing the regular Army.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

Why isn’t there any technology in which an AirPod itself can store upto 50 songs so you don’t need to carry phone for example in the gym or while running.

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@atomberg_tech Update: the person called immediately after the twitter post and solved the issue on the phone itself. Which could have been easily done by the call center executive.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

So @atomberg_tech @arindam___paul my Fingerprint Lock Stopped working with 96% battery. I got locked outside my house.

When I called the call center standard reply- wait for 24-72 hours outside your house.

No basic troubleshooting process on the phone even after telling the agent number 5 is blinking see if you can help or get someone on call.

Stupid processes.

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

How does 18% GST on used vehicles work ?

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@BeingPractical +1

[Dipesh Udeshi @d1psh]

Goodbye to a legend! R Ashwin, you've spun magic on the pitch with every delivery, turned games around with your bat, and touched hearts with your resilience. Your retirement marks the end of an era, but your legacy will forever inspire us. Thank you for everything, Ashwin! 🏏❤️ #LegendRetires #ThankYouAshwin"