Derek Bowman

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing says “I just bowled a 130, it’s time for a trip to flavor country” quite like this sweet bastard.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

schrodinger in new york: eyyyyyyyy, i may or may not be walking heeere

[tate @50FirstTates]

little kid: are u gay?

me: no

little kid: gay means happy hehe

me: oh in that case definitely not

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

SUBLIME GUY: I just failed my Santeria class
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Everything about this clip is INCREDIBLE

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Korn is spooky Red Hot Chili Peppers

Primus is monster truck rally Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rage Against the Machine is Marxist Red Hot Chili Peppers

Limp Bizkit is Area 51 Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Tony X @soIoucity]

the ole dick twist

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

McLovin!!

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

spelling bee judge: your word is 'biscuit'
fred durst: oh no

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

WHAT UP!!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys to eat steaks with.

[brent @murrman5]

robber: give me your wallet
me: do your thing patricia
girl im on a date with who’s profile said she enjoys karaoke but I read it as karate: what?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[Derek Bowman @d_bow27]

@FrommyFromm Marc what have you done

[Derek Bowman @d_bow27]

@kfogarty33 See you there

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Firing squad leader: any last words?

Me: I want to thank my fingers, I could always count on them lmao

Firing squad leader: put your guns down boys, we're gonna beat him to death