Derek

Gold-digger, but for unions

[boss @boss_on_here]

clanker is not a slur because ai is not real

[Bella Reina @MamiiBelleza]

I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson.

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

If Michigan and Ohio State win back-to-back titles it is essential to remember that Michigan’s counts more because Michigan did not lose to Ohio State.

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

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[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Don’t understand why quantum computer chips are for. So it must be evil. “Quantum chips are fast” phone is fast as is. Normal Computer is fast. How fast do I need to look at old foxbodies and videos of industrial accidents. “It’s for AI” AI should be illegal.

[deni @fiagirly]

W15… 🫵🏽

[Josh Henschke @JoshHenschke]

Was doing some cleaning and I came across two extra bags of natty confetti I forgot about so I am giving them away!

Same rules apply as last time.

Retweet to enter, must be following me so I can DM.

I’ll draw winner Sunday. Good luck!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Circus Rider, by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, 1912, 📸 by @BlueBarronPhoto

[mgoblog @mgoblog]

Gauging interest: RT this if you'd be interested in an unreasonably nice and expensive version of the championship book we're putting together.

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Final.

#RollTide

[Due# @JDue51]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Eugene V. Debs Museum @DebsMuseum]

This is now legal

[Thomas Sullivan @Yfz84]

Jefferson in the locker room

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]

Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!

[Derek @d_lee_e]

@wontpayalimony He was so good at drawing PI, we were all begging to just make the whole offense out of that

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.