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@RealBobMortimer Dear Mr and/or Mrs Bob. Where do you stand on fruit corners? Viable and legitimate snack or needless over engineering and also an assault on our values and honour?

With love,

T. Rophy

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@BotFinderUK All their members have successfully completed pornhub. Some even twice over.

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@realrossnoble Dear Brigadier Noss Roble, I and 6 other dented cans of chickpeas are coming to see you in Ulverston on Valentine’s Day. What are the chances of a pint before/during/after the gig with you? I can recommend a good pub complete with floor,ceiling and supportive walls

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@ofinniganmcfury @LlamameFreeze @Stocktrader @joe_yer99 An eloquent and truly educated response as ever from the US. 🤦🏽‍♂️ room temperature IQ on display right from the POTUS to yourself.

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@realrossnoble just booked seven tickets for your Ulverston show on 14th Feb. And to say I am cockahoop with excitement is an understatement

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@trussliz 🥬 🥬 🥬

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@jimmycarr love your pic from Chain Reaction on radio 4 back from 2004. You look older then than you do now #win 😂

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@AldiUK To be honest I’m glad to see that he was there. Shows farms aren’t being over run by pesticides. Live and let live 😃 still, it’s always better to find a whole caterpillar than half a caterpillar 😂

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@AldiUK hi guys, I bought some leeks yesterday and I’ve found Cuthbert!!!! I promise to feed him and look after him and love him and squeeze him and hug him!!!!!!! He’s free!!!!!!!!!!

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@theipaper @StephenKing Ah yes, Carrie. The laugh out loud movie about one girls hilarious prom night capers. Inspired by Laurel and Hardy with a hint of The Marx Brothers, King really shows his talent for capturing those antics of life loving in this classic comedy 🤔 🤔

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@theipaper @pressgazette Congrats on the website. Might need to rethink you movie genres 😂 #stephenking #whoops #Journalism

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@theipaper ah yes, Carrie by #StephenKing a laugh a minute raucous escapade of one girls messy antics when facing up to bullies. Think Laurel And Hardy on prom night 🤔

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@AnnMort92883429 ….interim

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@AldiUK hi Aldi, this isn’t the middle aisle joy that I’m used to 😂 a woodlouse spider came home with me today in my fresh vine tomatoes from your Ulverston store. I’ve called him Mike and he’s now off to eat woodlouse. Viva La Mike!!!!

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@RupertLowe10 With a defeat that embarrassing have you consider being the next manager at Old Trafford?

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@viktorl147 @RadioGenoa Why? Go on, why?

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@BillPlantHQ oopsie #cantparktheremate #badparking #doubleyellows

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@BillPlantHQ #thisyou

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@MichaelTakeMP @joelycett is that you? I just watched your Queens Heath stand up show. Is that you Ken?!?!? It looks like Ken. It sounds like Ken. You know what they say…if it walks like a Ken, quacks like a Ken then it’s probably the people’s queen Joe Lycett xoxo

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@elonmusk And you nosh them off under the table desperate for a crumb from their plates