Michael Dabbs

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper There is truly a Seinfeld gif for all occasions.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper Lol. I am just tired of em dashes.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper Each and every one of thos students should meet the governor in person. Also - that photo makes that dude look like a reject from a sith lord casting call.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper I was so grateful to learn that being annoyed by hearing other people chew is a legitimate disorder - that I most definitely have. I think the annoyance of an animal licking itself falls in the same camp.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper Yes pleez

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

My my my... this is just the best.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@Roku. My folks purchased a defective roku from a local retailer. They are out of the return window with retailer and @roku interface will not accept request for replacement. Year warranty is more helpful if there is a means of communication. Little help?

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper Today I wish for one white woman to have hit the gas pedal!

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@honeystaysuper “Pleasure porridge”

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

And thanks for the shout out.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

I'll be there!

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@MaytagCare Thanks for the support and for covering the cost of the replacement part. There was a reason I chose to use Maytag products.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

@MaytagCare Top of the line dishwasher control panel failed in 5 years. I’m regretting my decision to be loyal to Maytag. I have a full suite of products based on great experiences in the past.

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Netflix is making Stranger Things versions of classic '80s movie posters, and they're amazing: https://t.co/OyqkilIeP1

[mildredvon has left for bluer skies @MildredVon]

Cathay Williams: born a slave, she dressed as a man so she could serve in the US Army during the Civil War.

There's your new statue.

[Michael Dabbs @dabbzilla]

Jeff Sessions is giving a bad name to house elves everywhere.

[RyanAdams.bsky.social 🌊🎬 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇺🇦🇹🇭 @filmystic]

Whenever Trump screams "Fake news" at reporters, they should scream back, "Fake election." - Andy Borowitz