mace

some silences don’t know peace

[mace @dabeanqueen]

on bad days plz remember hating urself only changes how much fun ur going to have that day, literally not one other thing

[rat @ratquesadilla]

his spirit has not been broken by the trump administration because of the resilience he’s gained from watching the kings get eliminated by the oilers in the first round every year for the last like million years

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

straight men can’t get behind pronouns until they wanna tell u a story that has other women in it and now suddenly everyone is nonbinary

[mace @dabeanqueen]

@skytronixx i love to eat chew

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard

[mace @dabeanqueen]

@StanleyBrand this water bottle is brand new. why is it leaking? spilled all over my carry on 🥲 leaks through the seams when drinking it as well.

[mace @dabeanqueen]

@sunglasssister 9pm doors at the silo is diabolical 😭 but it’s my birthday sooo I can’t wait

[mace @dabeanqueen]

@TiffanyAndCo there has to be another option? “We can charge you to ruin the necklace altogether” seems like an odd solution…

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

went triple platinum in my house when i was 10

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

The ideal sleep time of 7-8 hours was based on studies conducted on men. It wasn’t discovered until recently that women produce almost all of their hormones while sleeping, unlike men who also produce hormones while awake. For women that process takes 9-10 hours.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

the most impactful thing that ever changed my mental health was getting a pet with anxiety and realizing how annoying that shit is. took a hard look in the mirror and i was like damn you could also use a thunder shirt huh

[Michael T. Rage @MTRichards400]

Right-wingers finding out that Greenday hates them is like when they found out that Rage Against The Machine hates them, which was like when they found out that Neil Young & Bruce Springsteen hate them, which was like when they found out that their wives & kids hate them, which w

[JP @jpbrammer]

It's wild how much I expect two ibuprofen to fix in my life and even wilder how much it succeeds at doing so

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

if youre 25 its all over pack it up

[mace @dabeanqueen]

my bf twitches so hard in his sleep it wakes me up and yet he gets to continue perfect slumber. what is the secret

[Apocaloptimist @Apocaloptimist5]

The way white people think Land Back means they all get ethnically cleansed from the land is a fascinating case of projection.

[Amanda Gelender🔮 @agelender]

This may give context as to why white Jews in your life who you thought were further along in their political consciousness are really not seeing this genocide for what it is

We have to break from our childhood Zionist conditioning & rebuild our Judaism through anti-zionism