Dab Of Reality

"Karma is a dish best served over an extended period of time."

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@AMarch4OurLives It’s harder to adopt a puppy from the SPCA than it is to buy an assault rifle.

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@patriottakes We're gonna need a cage match here.

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@repeat1968 Not worth $1, much less $1.25.

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@NunesAlt Does it have an Atari 2600 joystick steering wheel?

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@PalmerReport @tanyashea74 @katherinekfung @Newsweek How hard is it to say "I'm sorry" when you're wrong?

WTF.

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@michaelharriot @JoyAnnReid And apparently, he can't count to "a few".

@elonmusk

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@engineco16 @DevinCow @elonmusk He paid $44B. He lit the match and wants to watch the country burn as well.

If only I had a tiny violin, I'd pull up a chair and watch, and offer a tune.

[Dave Toussaint @engineco16]

Dear @elonmusk
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@WhistlerLuxury @kim

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Truth Social works fine.

When Devin Nunes is running a smoother operation than you, you ain’t doing things right.

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@TheRealHoarse Slightly OT: I'd like to see WTF is on this asshole's laptop, wouldn't you?

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When you just see *one* cockroach...

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@marceelias https://t.co/znoM8ClaKe

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@PuestoLoco @RockyMountViews Easy to spot a swallower.

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@TheFungi669 @PuestoLoco Looks like he won't be resigning as promised per the user poll we all took.

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@Whitebird480 @fred_guttenberg @SenSchumer That would be 50 Republicans and 2 DINOs.

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@MayoIsSpicyy I heard the dildos were ok with that because they didn't want his ugly wife buying any of their friends and family.

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@donwinslow @CNN You haven't seen anything yet. Just wait until you find out who @chucktodd's guests will be this weekend.

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[Kai Newkirk for Congress @kai_newkirk]

Put a gun reform bill on the floor right now. Tonight. While the nation is reeling from this horror. Make the Republicans filibuster it. Make Sinema and Manchin vote down filibuster reform. Don’t let them hide from the agony their obstruction condemns Americans to suffer.

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@chrislhayes I bought a roach motel that only has one door.

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@AMarch4OurLives It’s harder to adopt a puppy from the SPCA than it is to buy an assault rifle.