Every year on Thanksgiving weekend my wife & I watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. I crack up hysterically. She chuckles, mostly at me laughing at the dumb jokes
Discovering the unknown world of men:
Doubtful? Ask them:
• No matter how long a man shakes, the last drop falls into his pants.
•On a couch full of guys, they avoid knee-touching like a secret rule.
•The little man downstairs occasionally stands up, not always due to mood.
•Men do the finger-smell after a good scratch.
•They try distant shots just to test their toilet aim.
• Every guy, at some point, has measured his Willy.
They don’t tell you these things for obvious reasons. 🤭
Happy Thanksgiving to all our Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Guardians, Coast Guardsmen, civilians, & their families! I’m grateful for each of you, especially those deployed globally. Your service & sacrifice on this holiday & every day is important to our national security.
Remember to drink lots of water the next two days. It's a great, zero calorie option to stretch your stomach as you prepare for Thanksgiving! #ThanksgivingWeek#thanksgiving2023
After a week of Disney, I needed a quick 20 minute workout before going back to work tomorrow. Gotta stay on track for the holiday season!! #FitnessGoals#dadlife#sundayvibes#ERG#workout