Tom

35 year old dad to 1. I have evolved into a better version of me, like a pokemon. Taken, now and always

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We're lost in a cloud
With too much rain
We're trapped in a world
That's troubled with pain
But as long as a man
Has the strength to dream
He can redeem his soul and fly

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@CFCKhris Little boy mentality

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@ConnCFC You do know we bought him for 60 million plus, are you alright?

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@TansuYegen Does this hurt the crocodile?

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@STAN_EFB Social media is finished when this is is the content, either you used ballacks picture for bait or you are incompetent, either way. You're an idiot

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@EPLBible He looks like a barcode

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@tier_1st Interactions, gonna be like this all summer

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@TheBlueDodger @BobbyVincentFL We know mate

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@GunnerPuls I think you should start going to bed earlier and your mum should stop you drinking so much red bull, and lay off the crack.

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@GoldbergCFC Bro you thought gittens was a good signing

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@ConnCFC FFP pal

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@VdykCFC Whos briefing you?

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@symplyDAPO Is it Anthony Gordon?

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@w_bravel Go to bed mate, sleep it off

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@Lauren_83_ They are all out together have a big walk and a pub lunch

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@ChelseaFC @Arsenal Shift change in the marketing department

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@NoContextBrits First class joke

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@bluegeaux Side on profile low key looks like Jon Bernthal

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@TheBlueDodger Weak minded mentality. This tweet is opposite of what it means to be chels

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@NizaarKinsella Maresca has just cemented the thoughts of why he left. He chose city over chelsea mid season, im grateful to him but he was just using chelsea as a stepping stone