J.D. Banker

I like being a dad, stocks, leverage, nicotine, hotels, and Coca-Cola. I work in wealth management/family office services. Personal thoughts, not advice.

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"When in doubt, do nothing"
-Mikhail Kutuzov

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@Drewsovich No mercy.

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It’s not good business but I am going to smash a man who is probably going to be a United States President someday and who is definitely our back-to-back defending champion in fantasy football.

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@Jason28108 You don’t even know what the trades were… one of them involved sending Nabers and Javonte and Coker.

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Yes. The only player I have left that I drafted was Cook (and Kittle, not pictured on Bye), everyone else was the result of a trade, eg I drafted Nabers, Javonte, and Coker and traded for Brown, Saquon, and Ceedee last week. I hate looking at my original team for the first few weeks, everybody has got to go!

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Life is about people.

[ALL THE SMOKE @allthesmokeprod]

Nancy Lieberman introduced two legends 🥹

When Nancy found out Kevin Durant was Muhammad Ali’s favorite player, she organized a meetup between the two.

KD said it was one of the best days of his life.

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@BuySideCPA What’s the thing called where you are sexually attracted to a popcorn bucket?

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@duck90493943 12-team

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“Everybody is jealous of what you got. Nobody is jealous of how you got it.”
-Jimmy Carr

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@shortbus_ace Adverse selection. Advisors who will move to take a pay package are likely willing to do it again.

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@LizSimmie @FrankieFF_ 100%. A quarterly trend is your friend here, just stay on top of it to know it’s still getting better though progress is slowing. Other than that it’s pretty mindless details.

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@1_WayForward @FilmUpdates cc: @ylwjkt

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Haha Coach Camp offered my grandfather a scholarship to play end. That’s what got him out of Johnson Co. He caught balls from Johnny Unitas for two years and even though he worked in the cafeteria and my grandmother cleaned rooms at the Seelbach they were too poor for him to finish undergrad so he went straight to dental school. He’s the self made man, with a little help from UofL.

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@DevilAnse1863 Heck yea, love it. There are at least a couple of us including @BuySideCPA. Godspeed!!

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A real piece of work contractor doing AI lead gen emailed our operating business’ main distribution group at 04:00:00 asking a very sensitive question that was pieced together with very limited public disclosures/filings. I replied back “really appreciate you unsolicited announcing this to my staff” then my wife made me delete it from everyone’s inboxes. Don’t do this.

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@J264B @ramit Yea. Set a limit you don’t have to ask your spouse about, if it’s under then go for it. Ours was $250 for a long time.

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@dalibali2 That’s when it’s the best time to buy

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@jamesonhaslam With his cohort, he literally means $400-750k

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@aincomeinvestor Why do you care what other people do with their money? It’s probably in society’s best interest the majority of people are bad with it.

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@DiversityCopOut None of these godforsaken Boomers that built this impersonal hiring process ever had to live under it.

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@DaveKluge Scheduled for next Friday, Dave.

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@PunchyMoney Idk, what are perks? I bring in my own paper and pens, I bought my own monitors and wall decor. This is at a company that makes multiple billions of profit a quarter.