David Frieze

Writer, stage director, singer, sloth.

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I've started a #blog. Right now it's about #writing, but we'll see where it goes. It's at http://t.co/kZ45NHh9yO.

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@GoldBlooded79 Biscuits and gravy

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@MollyJongFast "Especially the ones who criticize me."

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@Minuteman04 Pancakes

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@realTuckFrumper There goes most of Melania's photo album.

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@kbcraw @GreenEllsworth Melania trying to escape.

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@marklevinshow Mark R. Levin - chewer of old meat.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Looking for more Republicans, are you?

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@theliamnissan Don't other when your daughter is born. Her time will be spent having babies and keeping the house clean.

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@HawleyMO They promote freedom of speech, except where they don't.

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@RpsAgainstTrump The words "desperate" and "lonely" come to mind.

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@TheLeoTerrell Actually they've been covering it all along. They just haven't obsessively focused on it as if nothing else (except for Hunter Biden) were even slightly important.

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@RepMTG Says the woman who thinks taxpayers want her to waste vast amounts of money on political investigations into the GOP's perceived enemies.

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@marklevinshow Mindless insults are all you have to offer these days. No wonder you're viewed as a useless joke.

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@TheLeoTerrell LLP, I almost pity you. To be so wrong with such certainty ...

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@bennyjohnson Well, I guess that settles that.

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@MikeSington Lot of money for cheeseburgers.

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@PamelaHensley22 As does your skull.

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@Acyn Hey, it gets her out of the house.

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@MysterySolvent Eau de Putrefaction

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@HalfwayPost "I love my son Earl."
"Barron.
"Whatever."