Alain D Tandy

Real men care for injured swans

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@ExWHUEmployee @Theo_Chand You published it online and someone else has also published it online? This is going right to The Hague.

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@WestHamViews_ @ExWHUEmployee Great news he can do the same as he did last season and keep doing that until we realise he's 23 and let him go.

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@DessieDreamer @whualfie_ Sure who cares?

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@DessieDreamer @whualfie_ I'm sure Liverpool's recruitment team are all following whualfie for tips

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@JennyLConstable The cheapest and laziest way to do this is to make driving a car more expensive and inconvenient until this point is reached

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@BergvallSZN @strong231977 @David01dl Really proud of you that you haven't let this get to you

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@TayWH5 I'd have JWP over Rodriguez. We're not good enough that we can afford to lose the set piece edge.

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@johnredwood Paying people better increases productivity. If you'd understood this, you might not have got decimated as a party a few weeks ago.

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@CharlieSanford1 It's a long time since we had a proper squad. When you have one, some players don't get on the bench but are still in contention for places.

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@EJ_McGuinness @Conservatives @BBCNews Yes, because trade unions donating loads to Conservative MPs would be quite big news.

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@bb_phtgrphy @BossMoz Why does everyone pretend it's so expensive?

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@IcarusRisingx @westhamlive5 Watch the games, not the Oracle data

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@IcarusRisingx @westhamlive5 He's one of the best in the league at breaking up opponents' attacks. Scores a fair few too.

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@westhamlive5 You're most highly rated before you've ever kicked a ball, but five minutes is enough to write you off forever. This applies to academy products as well as new signings.

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@jameswhu01 @A_A_L_1986 Would make zero sense. You'd be playing our two best attacking players as wingbacks. Definitely nothing in this one.

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@WestHam_Central Finally get squad depth. Immediately want to get rid of it.

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@whualfie_ It is very funny to point at the ground to say 'I'm staying here' when you're away at the club you were meant to move to.

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@nick_aisbitt @lukerobertblack I'm good thanks. Just find it very funny that Tories don't understand how memes work and try so hard on them.

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@WHUFC_News Please get a grip ffs

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@GeorgeCScouting It gets worse every year. It was never about Moyes. We're just embarrassing. No perspective or patience whatsoever.