Chopped.King

There is alot of beauty in ordinary things. My tweets are not advice. I’m pretty dumb.🤡 Founder/PM at🌹

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

Ppl want an expert to tell them how to value things, but they choose this ‘expert’ not based on facts or results.

They choose it because it seems authoritative or familiar, and i’m neither.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@amosyeeishere You’re breaking your ma’s heart.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@krugermacro Shhh… you’re upsetting the cryptotards. They’ll start swarming.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

Scrolling fyp on a random night
Random post: Farewell. If you see this i passed away.
Proceeds to stalk all their past posts.
Mood: sad

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@dogeofficialceo I think he’s on the spectrum. Autistic. Does nothing but talk about bitcorn all day.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@michaellistman Isnt he the kwant that we need to get approval from in order to trade?

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@DeepDishEnjoyer Why do ppl still buy lottery even though they know the’re gonna lose? Hope. Stuck in life. Asymmetric reward. ‘Get a better job’ isnt advice, it’s mockery.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

Don’t be a fool, and play it to cool ~~🎶

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

There is currently an underinvestment on anything not tech/ai related. We will reap the consequences in years to come. How is the collective dumber than the individual?

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@VolatilityVIX Your videos are too matter-of-fact. Too dry. Of course it only attract males that are serious about trading.
Women likes ‘lifestyle’ kind of videos. Vibes is primary, trading is secondary.
If you wanna attract female viewers, (pls dont) you need a total rebranding.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@VolatilityVIX Strategic use of emergency power to bypass congress, court stacking, firing of dissidents. Rewriting laws/precedence.

It’s just that previous administrations didn’t really openly/publicly test the system. I wouldnt have too much faith in checks and balances. Easily gamed.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@VolatilityVIX Apparently banks recognise these ‘dividends’ as actual income to qualify for loans. They dont recognise capital gains as income. So ya it may have its use.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@Ksidiii 2.5 weeks and we back to pre liberation day levels. Like nothing even happened.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@Ksidiii This sell-off only really happened in the last 3 weeks. I think markets need more confirmation, not to mentioned passive/QIS still running full force buy the dip, short vol type strategies. I think its too soon to tell.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@macrocephalopod Lgtm. Lets allocate 2 months of your salary to it. If it doesnt work, wage garnish.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@bennpeifert Umm. He mistook the pnl column as delta? 🙄

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@Ksidiii Seriously? I tot prime brokers will bend over backwards for their institutional clients. (Coming from someone who gets weird restrictions from retail brokers all the time.)

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@choffstein Dont be surprised by how dumb an average person is.

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@DrGREY_ To hit 60mph over 2 miles, u need 2 mins.
By going at 30mph for 1 mile, u already used up that 2 mins.
Its not possible

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

Took me half an hr to understand why you cant just add the two speeds tgt and divide by 2.

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

You have a one mile race track, you go 30 mph for one mile.

How fast would you need to do the second lap in order to get your average speed over the entire two miles over 60 mph?

[Chopped.King @daheilonghhh]

@michaellistman Ibkr is fked up. They use a proprietary 3 mth atr stress test for undefined risk trade. 18 dec is the reason why margin req is so jacked. Need to wait for mths of calmness for the margin req to come back down.