Dave's not here, man.

I am an X user.

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

“Shitter's full!”

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

@samzabell the link to the Portuguese cheat sheet is broken in your recent Duolingo post

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Americans during the Biden administration

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

@BeschlossDC "Politician" by Cream. https://t.co/4jeyFGJqbg

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

@Radlein "They provide no Food to gather, only death." 👍

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

Il est "espresso" en anglais et en italien, mais "expresso" en français, portugais, ou espagnol (ou "café exprés" en espagnol).

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

@FeralCherylZ Pronounced "retching"?

[Cheryl T. 🖖🏼🌻🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸📎 @G8rgrrlCheryl]

For #SundayYellow, I saw this bumblebee 🐝 on a sunflower while #walking yesterday in my neighborhood. We’re expecting another beautiful day in the South Sound, with a high of 78. No rain, though, which we badly need. #pnw #lakewood #wawx #savethebees

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

@cd_hooks We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the breadsticks began to take hold.

[Les Machin 🇫🇷 @Les_Machin]

Nous vous souhaitons un bon dimanche ! 😘😘

[Peter Greene @palan57]

In other words, if what you know about school is based on direct experience and not what you hear from the media...

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

No, not bands I like. I'm saying the Fine Young Cannibals killed and ate the Dead Milkmen and now they're Missing Persons.

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

Fine Young Cannibals
The Dead Milkmen
Missing Persons

[Dave's not here, man. @daiconrad]

Guess Who? The Who? Yes?

[First Draft Detroit @firstdraftdet]

Did you know that well over 90% of teachers spend their own money on school supplies and other items their students need to succeed? Join us over on our Discord server to learn how you can give back to teachers in our community!

[MarTigress 😊🍀 @TheMartiScott]

TWO YEARS???😳🤬🤬🤬🤬

Should've been TWENTY----to LIFE!!🤬🔥

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I'm a WGA member and I'm on strike. And Amazon Prime is one of the struck studios. So yes, I do have to strike.