When humans turns 25, they have to pick a sub-class:
nefarious bard
tailor
feudal lord
effete scribe
aimless country heir
court eunuch
toiler of the land
priest
aristocrat's child's tutor
knight
disgruntled baker
artist on perpetual wanderjahre
doomed sailor
bartender
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no no you dont understand, i won't feel comfortable participating in the world until i've caught up on all 5000+ years of human civilization. i just like to know what's going on is all :)
🚨 Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is dead, Iranian state media confirm, as U.S.–Israeli strikes continue across the country.
Khamenei, 86, rose through Iran’s clerical ranks after playing a pivotal role in the 1979 Islamic Revolution and became supreme leader in 1989, shaping the country’s political, religious and military institutions for more than three decades.
➤ Video 1: The leader of the Iranian Revolution speaks to a child about “martyrdom.” (Clip: @iranscreenshot)
➤ Video 2: Iran’s state media announces his death ⬇️
🚨 The Iranian Red Crescent reports 201 Iranians killed and 747 injured. Iranian media says at least 86 of the dead were at a girls’ elementary school struck by United States and Israel.
▪️ The unprovoked combined US-Israeli assault has targeted government buildings, senior political leaders, the Supreme Leader’s residence, military leaders, military infrastructure, air defenses, and nuclear-related facilities across 24 different provinces.
▪️ Iran has fired missiles and drones at U.S. military bases in Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, and the UAE, and launched projectiles that struck Israel.
▪️ Iraq, Jordan, and the UAE have partially or fully closed their airspace. Explosions reported in Bahrain, Kuwait, Dubai, and Doha.
🚨 BREAKING: Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have warned ships over VHF radio that “no vessel is allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz,” an EU Aspides naval mission official told Reuters.
The Strait is a narrow chokepoint, just 21–33 km wide at its tightest, between Iran to the north and Oman and the UAE to the south. Roughly 20–30% of global seaborne crude oil — about 20–21 million barrels per day — moves through it. Major exporters including Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Kuwait, the UAE, and Qatar depend on this single route to supply global markets.