Dallan Simper

Author. Step #2: Get people to read my work

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@monsterhunter45 Our library, built in the 1920s, is only open 6 days a week
We grow our own produce
The post office is a mile away
If there was an emergency, I could go to one of three doctors who live on the next street

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@monsterhunter45 I bought the paper back version of your 2A book. Is there any way to get the references section as a clickable download? (Or at least copy and pasteable?)

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@thevivafrei (I'm just getting back online) I think Raquel Dancho was not being sarcastic, but trying to play Devil's Advocate on the fly and wasn't precise. She may have meant, "Let's assume they were dangerous and you thought they were, why didn't you act like it?"

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

Just started Servants audio book yesterday. An awesome Russian fairytale beginning.
Onward to victory, Kolokovia!
#ServantsofWar

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

.@pvponline I am liking the Mort comics. I lost my mom to cancer four years ago. Mort hung around our family for six months. Mom couldn't see him until the last two or three weeks.

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[James A. Owen @CaveoPrincipia]

Your Thor’s Day art.

[Rando Calrissian @bressain]

Saw this on Reddit:

"There are no fullstack developers, only Backend developers working at a company with no Frontend developers."

While I identify as a fullstack dev, there's a lot of truth to this.

[spottedred @spottedred]

Tillamook going down from 1.75 qt to 1.5 qt. Really? Et tu Tillamook? Et tu? @TillamookDairy

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@_AlexHirsch @EAKM <Stands in the voting booth sweating profusely for an hour.>
- Dipper

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@gruevy By playing with the numbers (different combos of "m" with month-day-year) the best result is a
"Cat Dog - Tongue Comb Massage Self Groomer Brush Daily Hair Care Cleaner"
Zombies, fear my pet brush!

[Dallan Simper @dallansimper]

@EAKM I don't know what a Jaffa Cake is, but it seems to be something right up my alley. Along with being my birth month cookie.

[Rando Calrissian @bressain]

Photos of the Traverse Mountain Fire, 40 min apart from my backyard. Spreading so fast! I would really like to not evacuate tonight 🙁

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

Do not send pictures of your privates. Thank you my friends.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked took MILLIONS from oppressive ME countries. Will she give the $$$ back? Probably not. Don't forget her slogan -- "TAKE THE MONEY!"

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

*HERE IT IS=> List of Debunked Groper Allegations by Corrupt Media Against Donald Trump https://t.co/Mw5hiHRhxY