David Marti

[David Marti @dam091]

@4Timed40393 @3YearLetterman Coach is authorized to perform verbal notarizations. One of only 8 people in the world who can do so

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@letsbombthesea @3YearLetterman Did you only know homeless people?

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@7eleven I just put 60 bucks into your app to pay for gas. Then it logs me out, and I haven't been able to log back in. Been sitting at the pump for 20 minutes. Please help me.

[David Marti @dam091]

@dustyslay Dusty, where can I watch Workin Man? It's off Netflix!

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@Johnnywiiseguy @3YearLetterman @BTS_jp_official @CurtisLemay Shoulda gone to MIT

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@twice2more @3YearLetterman @JonahDispatch DON'T TALK BACK TO COACH

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@WeAreMeh awesome super bowl commercial. I wonder how many Bluetooth speakers that cost

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@Aaaadne @thisnameworks_ @andrewbogut And as a lifelong Jordan fan, if it weren't for Detroit, Jordan wouldn't have needed to add like 20 lbs of muscle, and Phil's triangle offense probably never gets a chance. So thanks Pistons, for playing dirty. You helped make the 80s an awesome basketball decade

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@Aaaadne @thisnameworks_ @andrewbogut Well yeah, but that's not the same thing. That's just what they called Detroit's hit job on Jordan in the 80s

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@ChrisWalkersuxD @esidery ... Neither of which would be beneficial to the Hornets.

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@ChrisWalkersuxD @esidery It's likely the Bulls only acquired him to sweeten a deal they had in the works with the Hornets. The idea of him returning to the Wolves is just speculation at this point, and it would depend on the Hornets either releasing him or trading him back to the Wolves

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@AbiolaAutos @esidery Go away bot

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@Elijah_A01 @BoutGodsBizness @esidery Way too cold in Minnesota
Plus, he don't wanna get confused for a Somalian
Or shot by ice

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@CrS_dium @BoutGodsBizness @esidery Sounds like a vacation

HEEEYY-YOOOO!

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@3YearLetterman @billieeilish @ICEgov @piersmorgan @BADNUK @Adele @RoyalFamily @TheEpsteinFiles @Poundland @BorisJohnson @BowTiedEuropoor We didn't STEAL anything, we WON this land by defeating the red coats in a classic competition of SKILL called the CIVIL WAR, perchance you've HEARD OF IT?

If you're unhappy about the outcome, take it up with the refs, who in this case is JESUS CHRIST

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@Recliningdad @3YearLetterman @billieeilish @ICEgov @piersmorgan @BADNUK @Adele @RoyalFamily @TheEpsteinFiles @Poundland @BorisJohnson @BowTiedEuropoor Is that the place with all the traffic problems? I heard something about an island with a lot of traffic

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@3YearLetterman @BAWilliamson55 @billieeilish @ICEgov @piersmorgan @BADNUK @Adele @RoyalFamily @TheEpsteinFiles @Poundland @BorisJohnson @BowTiedEuropoor You probably saved some lives that day, coach. Hats off to you

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@Vincent5327827 @MbarkCherguia Why is your only meat bologna? What kind of diet is this?

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@kellyb2076 @3YearLetterman @Sec_Noem @pawpatrol Clearly you've already forgotten about this

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@RinoTheBouncer #1 with the other piece that had the number pad on it