DuWane Murf

Proud veteran of the U.S. Navy, USS Ranger CV-61 (81-85). Live in a part of VA where the term "suburbs" doesn't exist.

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@JohnJHarwood My question is, which one has he chosen? My theory is that he was talking to himself in the mirror when he decided that would be a good one to use.

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@ColMoeDavis @ScottJenningsKY @CNN A week before Iran, in south central VA, I paid $2.23 a gal at a Walmart Fuel Center. I paid $3.13 a gal yesterday at the same place. Those are $.10 discounted prices. I fuel at the same place every time, and with the membership, my receipts say they're full of crap.

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@AP And thanks to this, the guy who did the crappy work will get paid to correct his work rather than warranty coverage.

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@McFaul Have you heard the new release of this song? https://t.co/68ttHawXNU

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@BarkinBossMacro @ABC I wonder how much an autograph will go for at a GalaxyCon?

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@amyklobuchar What are the odds that he would be on the anti-immigration bus today?

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@cspan Says the guy who's never ventured farther than 5 miles from a major city airport without air transport being involved. So in touch with American culture.

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@LakotaMan1 I'm sure the pallbearers are thinking the sooner the better. Their backs probably ain't what they used to be.

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@SkyNews Just last night, I was looking at the Raleigh Galaxycon guest list and saw where he had scratched. This explains why.

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@ABC Rolling into Cleveland to ride off in the sunset?

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@RpsAgainstTrump May he get one of those American nurses who are in it for the salary and have a bedside manner that would make a junkyard dog wimper.

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@kylegriffin1 Dillinger calling J. Edgar to request that he investigate safe manufacturers for using the timed lock.

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@Angry_Staffer I laughed when I saw this photo yesterday. I had just looked at a street cam on Bourbon St about 10 minutes before, and more people were standing in the street in front of the camera than on those grounds.

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@juliaioffe They're in a "don't pass out in a bar" phase.

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@atrupar Is Trump still secretly a registered Democrat or something?

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@JBONAMASSA I've always liked Cry of Love https://t.co/oPyk9iv0rs

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@patriottakes Who is doing the repairs, and who is paying for them, because most warranties aren't going to cover vandalism done to their work? If he's hollering vandalism, the people fixing it will get more money.

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@PenguinSix Did they pick up a deal at Ollies?

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@mmpadellan A Hurricane be rolling through here.

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@atrupar Linebackers looking at the schedule for NY to see when they'll be pumping their sack stats up. Running backs will be wishing they could find the holes in the line that the linebackers will find.