Clare Petrucello

So no more running. I aim to misbehave.

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@exceptions @AmarisDidNoBad Here in metro Detroit, it's Vince & Joe's and Nino Salvaggio. Exceptional cheeses.

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@masturduhbaiter @ROBERTMWALKER @hissgoescobra His wife's boyfriend took the profile pic.

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@leoncurley3 @elsathora Amish guys built our barn, but it took them 2 weeks!

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@BlueBoxDave Does the MM stand for Moet Marxist?

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@MoniseRogue @KeyKeytoMarz Use parchment paper instead of aluminum foil and it soaks up most of the bacon grease.

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@Simi_2210_ 4

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@BashOnReel Not Anna, Sarah.

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@OneOutOf4 Imagine.

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@atensnut C-section with only local anesthetic, gallbladder attack, ruptured appendix

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@lucyshow11 Stroh's and Old Milwaukee.

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@Hot_Pepper76 Walking in Memphis

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@CountDraculaDB

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@GAltringham

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@KeruboSk My grandfather and great aunt, both born in 1899, and my great uncle born in 1897.

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@GhostPsyborg @DefiantLs I like to say they're so arrogant in their ignorance.

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@datingbyblaine I know a beautiful, intelligent woman in Arizona (not me, lol).

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@fandompulse Typical Gen Z'er thinking history began in 2020.

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@redsteeze Who kidnapped Matthew Yglesias and put this reasonable man in his place?

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@AnthonyBalducc5 @politicalmath Amy Madigan has been a hag horror since 1989 and Ed Harris's face is finally matching his withered soul.

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@7HMOON @politicalmath Were that there were more people willing to call out their fellow degenerates in Hollywood today.