Damian Wallace

Father, Techie. Opinions are solely mine, and even I don't always agree with them the next day.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

This thread is amazing. The total lack of comprehension is staggering. Children’s is a hub of services, many of which are not time critical. These folks seem to think a hospital is just an ER and the ICU.

[BC Children's Hospital @BCChildrensHosp]

Not feeling great? Your appointment can wait. If you or your child are coming to one of our clinics but are feeling sick, please call & rebook your appointment for when you are well. Thanks for helping keep our patients and staff safe & healthy.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@TylerIngram @smartass_moms I’m actually shocked at how much woodworking and techinical info I learn from TikTok

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@TylerIngram You’ll love the day you discover there is a command center shortcut for it :-).

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@tcarothers Somewhere an engineer said “Fine I’ll do it that way” and is shocked that it made through review. Anthony’s review on LInus Tech Tips is hilarious on this misfire. It must be the same product designer that came up the Magic Mouse charging port.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

Dats me monkey boy.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

Tried to sign into Slack on new device because cheap ass vendors use the free plan for support for their products

. Could the process be anymore user unfriendly. 16 stupid aurh codes and still no Magic link. Thankfully I don't have to use this POS regularly.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@GriffinCOA @keithbaldrey Do a hundred. Two fail. Not good, better plan around it. Basic math and planning Same party that brought us Phoenix payroll. Not a fan of the liberals either but this is a disaster that was completely preventable.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@GriffinCOA @keithbaldrey You mean anyone that didn’t do a dry run before hand I think. That level of failure should have shown up in a test.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

As SVP of Product AND Customer Success I’m ok with this when things go odd, as they sometimes do anywhere. Usually by the time I see the message my awesome team has resolved it though. I get to add value by thanking the team :-).

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@lennysan All of it. If I followed any of it I have trained for one of three industries that don’t exist anymore.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

Two cars behind this clown better have been on the radio We need a supervisor at this location immediately, Barney is on the bullhorn. This cop’s level of situational awareness is a danger to himself and others.

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

“IF YOU DO NOT MOVE, YOU WILL BE DEAD” WALNUT CREEK, CA
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[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

Fucking keystone cops.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

This is one of the most absolutely insane moments I've ever seen on live television.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@keithbaldrey My bet is on "proto-liberation zionest facist". Great work @keithbaldrey, keep informing the public. Think of annoying the tin foil hat brigade as a bonus rather than a curse.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@bradcwriter @koingosoftware Agree, nice company with good software. Hope its just one of those blips that can happen to smaller companies keeping their websites running.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@koingosoftware Any idea when your site will be back up? Trying to get a copy of maccleanse for a new machine, bad timing on my part I guess. https://t.co/tRFQXZ56we. .

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Just a friendly reminder from your Auntie to stay home. #StayHomeSaveLives

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

Fuck you pricks. Grants should be pulled over shit like this. Just because you study cavemen doesn't mean you can act like one.

BBC News - Cambridge sexual harassment researcher 'laughed at by men'
https://t.co/lBFOT8gzds

[Steve Johnson, the product management guy @sjohnson717]

Everybody recognizes the value of money, while only select groups recognize the value of talent.—Orson Scott Card

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@keithbaldrey It’s a simple 3p program. Pumpkins, Poppies then Poinsettias. Zero overlap is socially acceptable.

[Damian Wallace @damianwallace]

@GetKoho @KimStPierre9 This should be a tweet not a response. I know you are not used to outages but get it out there on your social before people yell.