Damien

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@PadraigRice @SocDems Delighted to see this! You're going be a fantastic representative

[Damien @damienjorourke]

Blown away by @nirushika on the Tommy tiernan show just now. What a speaker! @bumble we should be looking for opportunities to work with her

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@CianOMahony Outstanding

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@LouisBougeard @GazzaC07 @JGODYT Sure, DM me your gamertag/activision ID and we'll get a few games going some evening

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@GazzaC07 @JGODYT Hey Gary! Long time no see - I think it's better. I read it as 'the speed in which you ADS is increased therefore ADS time overall is decreased'. If it was 'ADS time increased' then it'd be worse. Shout if you fancy partying up sometime!

[David Hendon @davehendon]

Sorry to learn Piers Morgan has been sacked from GMB. I’ve left him a message of sympathy on my own voicemail.

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@garyhoulihan1 @timhatton @michelob_p That was the night of the missing laptop!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Make this man the host of Meet the Press.

[Maria Lorenz-Bokelberg @mariajlorenz]

I want @JohnKingCNN at my fridge every morning, showing me whats in there exactly and explaining all possible food paths I could go.

#magicfridge

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

This is great to watch if you imagine there’s a killer vampire on the loose

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

James Milner “First time I ever wanted a red ribbon. It’s always been United before. F*cking w*nkers” 😂😂 https://t.co/hKBYkLHJDd

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@robdelaney Trinos from @Allbirds https://t.co/JHAvIKpyBc

[Damien @damienjorourke]

This might be the greatest stat I've ever seen. It's so out there that I had to get out a pen & paper and head to a stats website to tot it up myself.

How do you even think to check this?!

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

80% of Sadio Mane's PL goals have come within two nautical miles of the English coast

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@networkrail @mycology @Se_Railway Can you at least let me know how much longer I can expect this to continue?

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@networkrail @mycology @Se_Railway 7am I can understand, but I've been woken up at 2am the past two days by teams on the line at BMN using what sounds like an angle grinder/chainsaw. This is an obscene time of night to make that level of noise

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@garyhoulihan1 But Gary, you've ruined a perfectly good jacket! 🤔

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@CianOMahony It's fucking glorious!

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@CianOMahony Careful now, let’s not kink shame...

[Damien @damienjorourke]

@CianOMahony it seems they're dropping big money on paid marketing to counter you!