j. sandin

She/Her. | Ann Arbor Roller Derby's Himbo. | Primarily here for #derbytwitter. | Black Lives Matter. | ACAB. | Mom to @mmfrbace2017

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

I broke a finger from high fiving a teammate too hard (my middle finger was a little bent going into it and it just didn't survive the enthusiasm). I want to use this sentence to describe myself to everyone I meet.

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

@Morilac It is an honor to be included amongst The Greats™️. Thank you!!

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

I haven't been on my Twitter in a thousand years, but I met so many pals this weekend at Battle of the All Stars and it made me feel loved and at home and I am just really grateful. #DerbyTwitter

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

@snacks350 Frac doesn't even want to wear the stripe, she definitely doesn't want to jammer jam. 😂

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

Thank you for staying when days are scary💕

[Charis Hill | they/them | 🇵🇸 😷 @BeingCharisBlog]

When there were no cats I pretended to be an adult & the adults loved me because I was so mature.

When I became an adult I spent a lot of time awkwardly, anxiously migrating between groups of 3 people wondering what the purpose of small talk is & why people enjoy it.

[Charis Hill | they/them | 🇵🇸 😷 @BeingCharisBlog]

I grew up autistic but I didn't know it until I was 32.

When my guardians took me to potlucks, I knew my role:

1. Find the cat who was supposedly scared of strangers

2. Immediately become best friends with the cat

3. Not leave my new best friend until it was time to leave

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

its so crazy to me that some people just don't have depression. like ..why not

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

GM - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Bear conditioner is on full blast

[how's annie? @ventriclemouse]

Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.

[Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin]

Trauma did NOT make you stronger.

It made you hyper-vigilant and scared of even calm and joyful experiences.

YOU make yourself stronger through the work of discerning between real and perceived threat.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me:

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

Not pictured: all the other places I've been leaving them (squirrel decoration, glasses case, side table, water bottle)

[j. sandin @dammitjax]

@frittythekitty @CowboyCats Why does this look like one of those saloon pictures people would pay to get?