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[Jay Jay @MachalaDoctor]

These are the Christmas lights on the dash board of Burna Boy belgium used buggati. In case they want to debunk it, that's why I left the third screenshot that says “Venuum”, if you search “Light” on my page, more video evidence are there sha. One love. 🤣🤷‍♂️

[Nostalgic Cinephile @cinemamonamore]

Jonathan Nolan is a visionary. 15 years ago, he gave us Person of Interest. A show that predicted the real dangers of AI and mass surveillance long before reality caught up. Easily one of TV’s most underrated masterpieces. Forever grateful for this phenomenal series.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

On this day 15 years ago, Harold Finch gave John Reese a purpose. The rest is peak Television 💥

The greatest tv show of the 21st century 🐐

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

A show that wasn't just ahead of its time, it saw the future. Gave us AI before AI became a thing

A Jonathan Nolan masterpiece 💎

[TheBola🦋 @Denikemi]

Such an amazing show
I was hooked from the beginning to the end.

It’s very rare for a series to hook me like that

I have forgotten the title though

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

We go again today. Good morning.

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

- whenever you’re at a gathering, club, party or wherever, always sit where you can see the entrance.
- if police stop and you not 100 legit, use laugh and hailing as your first key.
- try dey do normal for them egbon but make sure you no dey follow them laugh too much
- no use your bro clear ground cos you wan entertain woman.

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

no ever beg people wey guide , NEVER !, them go immediately stop dey talk to u.

Pull your own weight too, show am why u dey important say u nogo be dead weight .

no dey beg like mumu .

[Oyinlola Adegoke @Oyinlola3d]

I always wondered how a Game studio like @mazerance can operate for so long and spend so much resources on marketing meanwhile the audience of the game isn’t known and absolutely no one has any idea of the game that’s meant to be in development. Someone called it out a while ago.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Always have it at the back of your mind that rent is due every day. This gives you a sense of financial urgency.

2. Learn how to say NO and mean it. Disappoint as many people as you can, especially people who wouldn’t come through for you. They’ll be fine, with or without you, I promise.

3. Whenever money enters your hand, if you are on a budget, cook stew and soup. You’ll be able to rough it with those until your next credit alert.

4. Cultivate the habit of saving money, no matter how little. If you save ₦20k monthly, that’s ₦240k in a year. Use Renmoney or any reputable fintech platform. They offer 22% interest yearly. I know this because I use them.

5. Buy data in bulk. In fact, buy foodstuff and groceries in bulk. You are spending more to save even more during rainy days.

6. It is not just enough that you save; find a way to use your money to earn more passively. No matter how much you have, if you don’t make more money, you’ll go broke.

7. Deep down, you know you don’t NEED a new gadget. You only WANT a new one. Put that money to good use until you can comfortably afford your frivolities.

8. There’s no shame in saying you cannot afford something. No go use shame chest billing for where you suppose use scope disembark from the settings.

9. Leave Instagram vendors alone. Buy all your clothes from SHEIN and TEMU. You, in fact, get better quality for less. You’ll see quality wears between ₦7–20k there.

10. Don’t date. I won’t explain further.

11. They’ll whine you, but I promise you, cooking will always be cheaper than eating out. Always remember that there is rice at home.

12. Take number four seriously. You are not too broke to save.

13. You live in a poor country. If you already have a Spotify subscription, you don’t need Apple Music. If you have Prime Video, you don’t need Netflix. In fact, split subscriptions with your friends and share logins.

[Aisha @AmiraAbba]

I just bought 50k worth of fuel and it didn't fill my tank. I had two bars left.
One full tank finishes in a week if its just me driving my car.
For a 14 week term I have to buy 1.02m naira worth of fuel for school runs. It's fucking unsustainable!

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

This is why as a divorce lawyer, I constantly shout; COHABIT.

I didn’t say go and do weekend or one week together in a hotel.

Live with that man for at least 6months, a year or more together.

Face life issues together.

One person should be sick and hospitalized.

Know how this person looks in the morning on a random Wednesday.

Know if this person washes plates at night after eating or keeps it to the next morning and if you can tolerate this.

Know if this person presses toothpaste from the middle or from under.

Be with this person when something goes wrong and see if you can stand their reaction.

Know if this person prefers soup in a bowl different from swallow or eats them together (on dates the person won’t be comfortable to do this but at home, the masks come off).

Know what she looks like without all the makeup, false lashes, wigs and nails. See her at her natural state; natural hair, no nails, no makeup and find out whether she’s still the most beautiful woman to you.

See him when money is hard and he can’t take you and your friends to weekly dinner and whether it’s him you love or his money.

But you people will date one month, go on few dates to eat pasta and snap cute pictures, your friends will do “aww”, next thing you’re married. Less than a year later you’re calling to ask me “Barr please can we get divorced even though we haven’t been married up to a year?, I never knew he was like this”.

Forget pleasing society, know who you want to marry by living with them before you marry.

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

$200m when dollar was like N150 looool.
This is why there are many empty old homes in Asokoro, Ikoyi, Maitama etc.

[Ajoke Alagbo 🍃☘️ @auntyajoke_]

If you like don’t hold yourself and your immediate family well.

I remember when everything was still rosy for my dad and man had plenty money, our house was always full every Sundays. Friends, club members and all.

Who knocks on his gate now??
Maybe when I go home to see him

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

It cost Mr Beast far less to build a village from scratch ($10M) than it cost @NGRPresident to renovate and finish an already built Vice President’s residence ($15.5M).

A residence that is abandoned to this day by the way.

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

I just saw it also.

Glo no get shareholders ooooo.

Baba Ijebu, wey no like spotlight.

I no dey oooooooo

[Jola @Jollz]

Before you say "Dango-" Feyi has appeared with bar and pie chart to explain to you why Aliko get as e be oh

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Oh by the way, I hope you’re aware that when foreigners come to Nigeria to invest, it’s your own people, fellow Nigerians that tells them to underpay you??

We are more wicked to ourselves than Lucifer.

[Philip @Philiponivehu]

One of the easiest networking rules my parents taught me is:

when your friends start something, become their first client.

[Dr. Calafiori 🦇 @fimiletoks]

My pest control / fumigation guy gave a gist about his Benue girlfriend he met on Facebook. He said he wanted to buy yams and asked his babe to buy N30k worth of yams, using Lekki price of 5k - 6k per tuber.

The girl screamed like, what are you going to do with 30k yam? Apparently Yam costs between N1000 - N1,100 in some parts of Benue. He sent 10k and got 10 big yam tubers. The girl sent it through Benue links transport to Ajah park. He paid 5k for logistics.

Lagos has to get the food system right.