Damon Smith

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@Wallop4000 i Miss Being a Real Alcoholic because i Could Get a Kind of Drunk that You can Only Get After Being Drunk for Many Days in a Row That Makes you Able to Watch and Truly Enjoy the Quirky TV Show New Girl Starring Zooey Deschanel Groyper

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@funkentechno Anyone curious about new music after 25

[Goy Orbison @BronzeAgeBBW]

one of the more upsetting things to imagine during river phoenixs death is him choking on his own vomit while the RHCP were playing in the viper room and Anthony kiedis’s retarded “flubba dub dippa suck my bottom lippa” lyrics were some of the last sounds he heard before dying

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@bradkelly Wouldn’t you like to know

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@iloveitaly You’re old. “Bands” are a thing that belong to another you.

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@credenzaclear2 At mass?

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@kagayakuarashi @pwhhjr Exactly! What is this dude worried about other than your typical shitlib worried about some imagined Handmaid’s Tale nonsense?

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

This is such a tough one. He’s not wrong, it the glib 90s era liberal ethos that this guy emits is unbearable. Also, he might just be wrong. If style is ontology, he’s definitely wrong.

[PJ @pwhhjr]

“I want to see this whole project of ‘Christendom’ collapse under its own weight in an absolute abject, historical failure so vast that the very words ‘Christian civilization’ will have to mean nothing other than soup kitchens.”

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@teachrobotslove @manwellperkins

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@dronedoommetal @jmrphy No, you draw too good

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@dronedoommetal And yet you engage. Common @jmrphy W

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@Didaskalos71166 @brookins_tim Well aren’t you the little reader? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@FrankCrappa Yes

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@harryh @atlanticesque Forgot about this one… this was after the aluminum PowerBook?

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@14JUN1995 Pretty common practice

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@MasterTimBlais Chopped unc

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@jmasseypoet @dash_eats core

[Dave W Plummer @davepl1968]

@jmrphy Three months from now they'll be barely looking at each other over bowels of Kraft Dinner.

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

@davepl1968 @jmrphy Bowels of Kraft dinner ….

[Damon Smith @damonsmith57]

People coming out of the woodwork to dunk on the Amish.