Ken

Head of Catering / Head of Mobile Development at Wevat. Manchmal ich tweete auf Deutsch. 隔唔鐘會出吓中文tweet. 🇭🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇹

[Ken @damuffinman]

Throwing my mastodon here since it feels like the end is nigh https://t.co/aBj5vJa48k #GoodByeTwitter

[Katy in Berlin @MeanwhileBerlin]

Saw these in Rewe yesterday. We really need to stop letting Germans name things in English.

[Paris 2024 @Paris2024]

Man Wai Vivian Kong is an Olympic champion! 🥇
Hong Kong wins its first gold medal of the Games 🇭🇰
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Man Wai Vivian Kong est championne olympique ! 🥇
Hong Kong décroche sa première médaille d'or des Jeux 🇭🇰

#Paris2024

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"And here comes the one athlete from Peru"

[Ken @damuffinman]

@k_r_n_o Uh…. 😅🙈 好唔好味？

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

The Battle for Mallorca. Stuttgart, 5 July 2024 ⚔️

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

England fans in Frankfurt today.

This is quality… 👏🤣

[Marko Denic @denicmarko]

The first rule of programming!

If it works, don't touch it!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Today is #NationalBiscuitDay so you're probably wondering what biscuits our politicians are most similar to...

Rishi Sunak = Rich tea - rich but disintegrates when in hot water

Keir Starmer = Viennese whirl - people think they're posh but they're not

Jeremy Hunt = McVitie's Chocolate digestives - you're not left with much money when you get them

Angela Rayner = hob nob - people who put them in hot water are surprised when they emerge unscathed

Lee Anderson = party rings - childish and turn up at a lot of different parties

Nigel Farage = garibaldi - only popular with old people

[Ken @damuffinman]

Fully behind any party that puts a national tea time mandate in their manifesto

[Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea]

I asked ChatGPT to suggest four completely mad ideas the UK’s Conservative Party could include in their manifesto.

I fully expect to see at least one of these announced before the week is out.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

"I WAS PROMISED COVENTRY CITY IN THE FINAL"

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Trophies won by Premier League clubs this season

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Lots of people asking me where I was when Sunak announced the election. I was inside, because it was raining. Only an idiot would have gone out in that... #GeneralElection

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

This is the best video you will watch today 🤣

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇪🇸📢 Xabi Alonso joins the Bayer Leverkusen ultras and they chant all together! 🪜

This connection is beautiful to see in today's game! ❤️🖤

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

In case you missed today's #GoogleIO keynote presentation, we summed it up for you

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"What radicalized you?"

this girl:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

"Payment was wired to your account"

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

La Liga - New Champion
Bundesliga - New Champion
Serie A - New Champion
Premier League - Man City’s 4th title in a row

[Ken @damuffinman]

@wongmjane Did someone leave the toggle on for the TJSG server accent by default 😅