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@R_o_M @JayMotty “X is the only remaining source of irrefutably accurate comment on the internet. I’ve never come across such a reliable, responsible and credible use of quotations and X is always my go-to app for legitimate truthful quotes.
I also adore Nigel Farage.”

- Scott Patterson

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@usasoccerguy Those Doucheland guys sure looked real depressified when the USMNT securifized the aerial insertion. They looked like some guy was gonna go cancel Thanksgiving or whatever.

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@JonnyGabriel It’s been a long road for the Al-Qaeda fans, their post-Bin Laden era “transition period” has lasted a decade but now they’re pushing ISIS for top spot again 👏

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@M_Keeling

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@Coheed

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@M_Keeling Most ridiculous reason for a delay I’ve ever herd

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@M_Keeling Ange Lostajobglou

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@FreddyQuinne Talksport: “Manchester United have agreed to sign Matheus Cunha for 118,384,849,281.79 Rwandan Francs.”

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@M_Keeling So sorry to hear this mate, take care

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@M_Keeling

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@M_Keeling @petedxherty You should hire Joe Royle

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@M_Keeling Should have just texted Martin to sort you out tbh

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@manunitedzone @CrossyDailyStar

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I’ve had a few beers already so stay away from me or I will tell you how Meshuggah were more innovative than the Beatles

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@MburuTm @Manutd1truth @Sammcanee That’s like refusing to save your brother’s life because you “have loyalty to the family, not individuals”

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Omicron sounds like the Estonian champions you draw in the Europa League qualifiers that train at an abandoned former chemical manufacturing plant

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What a fucking player. Good God man.

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@AndyMitten My condolences Andy