Dan Rising

Ugly Bag of Mostly Water

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@calwatch Karmic retribution for not letting the kid actually hit the drums

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@CurtisPashelka Mack getting 5 more points to piss off his landlord

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@jasondemers5 like an untethered astronaut drifting away from the ship

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@ronsterd89 Not sure. I'm gonna have to see the clicker

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@JFreshHockey The Gordie Howe hat trick line

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@LockedOnSharks Grier has been mostly great so far so he has to make an absolute stinker of a move eventually.

But please don't let this be the one.

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@rickasaurus Their 3yr old selves are not welcome back

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Should the usps exist or not? Well, if they keep welding a labelmaker like this then the answer is yes. Definitely yes.

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@ThreatNotation Can’t decide if the vid of harry connick sneaking in that extra beat to get the audience claps on the backbeat supports or contradicts this

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@valismind L#j

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@ThreatNotation Proslambanomenos

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Hardcore software implies the existence of softcore hardware and now I might be interested

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@deech Feels like artists working on a deadline might get it.

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@MichaelPaletta3 Tim Wakefield

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@GeePawHill just look at us now by the milk carton kids https://t.co/XPKeKcGXHP

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@fogus Tascam portastudio 414

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@norootcause Great list! You may also be called upon to associate each of these to an “engineering level” in your org

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@SeanTAllen Amnesia Prone Industry

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@mipsytipsy What I would have given to have a honeycomb for the terrible twos

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“May you live near a busy youth soccer field” - ancient suburban American curse