Dana

her sister was a witch

[Dana @danadanabush]

having an existential crisis over this guy shazaming I Miss You by blink-182 at the bar this weekend and now I’m starting to think it’s actually a middle life crisis

[chase @_chase_____]

i love when a restaurant’s bathroom is in the basement. it’s like ok brb i’m gonna go explore the catacombs

[ꪔ̤̥ @crydotme]

crying. sobbing. do u know how small a squirrels brain is… do u know how much u have to mean to a squirrel for it to give up a whole ass cookie to u…

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

[Dana @danadanabush]

@morgs121 Also every man who needs therapy should add “watch Barbie” to their healing journey lmao butttt also any woman who feels down on themselves!!!!

[Dana @danadanabush]

It took me this long to watch Barbie bc I thought it was going to be overhyped and boiiii was I WRONG wow so powerful and thoughtful and should be added to history textbooks lmao honestly why did no one tell me how EMPOWERED I was gonna feel after that

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Shout out to everyone vaping in the bathroom at a family member’s place this week.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[Dana @danadanabush]

covid ❌
vibes ✅

[Lostnsauce @Lostnsaucex]

Aaron Rodgers spent more time in the MetLife stadium during the eras tour then the did during his debut game for the jets

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

In my feelings

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

She’s taking selfies—people are literally being murdered in her building and she’s taking selfies

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

if it’s not like this, i don’t want it

[Dana @danadanabush]

@grush71 💀💀💀💀

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

mushroom

[Dana @danadanabush]

@morgs121 🤡🤡

[caoimhe 🇵🇸 @gothtallaght]

i went there and everyone knew you