Dan 🦈

Career lifeguard

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

MARTY SUPREME (2025)

[Sam Cornish @samliamcornish]

The @premierleague is back.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Dear Spurs fans...

Sonny's letter to you 🤍

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Today, I am on a water fast.

Yesterday, I ate 14 chicken wings from Dominos, alongside a large pizza.

I only order takeaway for matches that I think will be entertaining, otherwise I cook all my own meals.

Unfortunately, the game was fuelled by corruption, and I couldn’t enjoy my cheat day. The amount of calories, grease, carbs, were for NOTHING.

I was also planning on ordering another takeaway today for Tottenham vs. AZ, but due to what happened yesterday, I cannot.

What if the same happens again? Two cheat days in a row for nothing?

So out of anger, I am starving myself today. Water only.

Why am I saying this? I want to ask people about a water fast, and ask about the downsides.

Will I be able to concentrate? Will I struggle to tactically analyse the game tonight? Should I eat something I cook myself? I have some lamb in the freezer, perhaps some Lamb Shawarma from scratch?

Or is a water fast reasonable? Maybe a light snack, nuts?

I am not going to go to the gym today, or engage in strenuous physical activity.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Can you image Axel Disasi trying to defend in Postecoglou’s high line?

Dave Blunts would do a better job.

Ridiculous link. Ridiculous.

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Gladiator 2:

[🐓 @dxnthfc]

Might be the craziest transition I’ve ever seen

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Made it look so easy. 🪄

[Kanefromthelane @kanefromthelane]

Goodbye Emerson, I will never forget this pass ❤️🕊️

[🇸🇪 @axelthfc]

Farewell king�

[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

admin can't comprehend this level of aura

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Taking of Christ, by Francisco de Goya, 1798

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

in 1896 the orioles played a triple header and won as many games in 1 day as the white sox have all of this year

[rocco @rocco_thfc]

No one talks about the way Foden copied emerson's celebration, his influence is crazy😭😭😭😭

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation, by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Alex Pantling

[NHL @NHL]

Tyson Foerster (@tfoerster8) tallies two in the final minute to take a two-goal lead after two periods! 🟠⚫️

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

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