Dan Carbry

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[TRA - The Red Army (MUFC) @TraMufc]

A lot of graft goes into this, it doesn’t just happen and it’s not cheap. Anyone knows the whereabouts of any flags that walked themselves out of the ground on Saturday then you know what to do. Last time the flags were located & returned in 24 hrs. Don’t be a scouser. RT Reds let’s get them back 🇾🇪👊

[Dan Carbry @dancarbry]

@AlternativeMUFC The question it does pose, is how shit must that Portuguese league be if this formation works over there...

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

United won’t get Sesko because they don’t have the money. It’s incredible how far they’ve fallen. And sad. Let’s hope the money spent on Mbeumo proves worth it. He’s an all or nothing gamble.

[Richard H. @dustyburners]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Dan Carbry @dancarbry]

Any pricks selling tickets on @viagogo for today's gig at £1300 you want give your heads a wobble. Absolute robbing bastards. #Oasis25

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England fans on day one: “Why the f**k did Ben Stokes put India in to bat?”

England fans now: “Well done Ben, great decision.”

#ENGvsIND

[Dan Carbry @dancarbry]

@StretfordPaddck Ask the lads from '74. They'll be a good barometer. What makes this feel even worse is the way Uncle jim and the glazers are acting. Seems bleak. Probably will be. But we'll be there week in week out regardless. KTRFFH.

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Denis Law, RIP.
Just spoke to Brian Kidd.
"He was slight, with the heart of a lion. An unbelievable finisher, he scored every type of goal. He said to me: 'If you're ever wide, don’t look up, put the cross in early. If I’m not there it’s my fault'. He was usually there. Sir Matt loved him. We all did. He was the King of the Stretford End."

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

The biggest disappointment about getting chubbed for Man Utd away games is you’ve got to listen to the commentary on sky sports

[Daniel Taylor @DTathletic]

Otherwise known as a ‘shot’.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Get Bruno Fernandes off corner kicks please. #MUFC

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/yhkHvZGozf

[RossoBiancoNero1878 @RossoBianco1878]

****Update & Comp**** Next batch of our 68 Bobbles Fri 26th Jan 8pm.. https://t.co/azPEpDwz0S To be in with a chance of winning one RT & Follow us we’ll choose a winner Thurs 25th

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/PgsMIXf3JL

[Dan Carbry @dancarbry]

Fact that you've turned the replies off speaks volumes. Antony has been alleged but not proven guilty. Therefore, innocent until proven otherwise. Sancho is a proven man child who can't be on time to tranining as a professional footballer. Bore off you winnet. @Kyle_Crnts

[Seb Carmichael-Brown @sebcbrown4]

Would YOU like to be an OFFICIAL Wedge Tester for @TaylorMadeTour?

TM have asked me to help them find 25 golfers to get sent the new MG4 Wedge, to use, test & keep.

To enter just RT this & sign up below 👍-
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[Fred The Red @redfreddevil]

The muppets who are outraged that this was given need to see this angle. Clearly impedes Rashford who beats him.

[AshB @UnitedAlways1]

This is for wasting our time last summer 🤣 #MUNBAR

[Dan Carbry @dancarbry]

Fred is genuinely thick. And I don't think I've ever seen a 6ft6 player be unable to win a single header. #MUFC #BARMUN