Dan Carroll

I don't care about your fantasy team

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@ReubenR80027912 For everyone in the comments pointing out that the guacamole at Chipotle is extra, trust me we've all been told that 1000x by the person scooping it

[David Harsanyi @davidharsanyi]

Someone should tell Bernie jr. that the past 40 years have seen the biggest and most impressive economic advances for mankind-- especially for Americans.

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@1971ThatGuy @mike_mazza Wearing an image of the flag on clothing (which is fine according to the flag code) is different than using it as a jacket liner or folding it into a pocket square

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@ghostfpv @mike_mazza 4 U.S.C. § 8(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@1971ThatGuy @mike_mazza the flag code is voluntary but military members are expected to follow it and its an insult to them for the SecDef to blatantly violate it as his signature look

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

...aaaaand just like that today is "jim mora playoffs gif" appreciation day

[Dan Duggan @DDuggan21]

Harbaugh said Jaxson Dart is out for the “regular season.” Wouldn’t rule out a potential return for the playoffs. So sounds like the low end of the timeline is three months.

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@MetsLoyalist It is going to affect future free agent signings! Players are going to say "man if i perform for the Mets the fans will love me forever no matter what the front office does at the end of my contract"

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@T_LFGM Why would a player NOT choose a fanbase that loves their great players forever? That's not how they decide, but it wouldn't hurt

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@GioWFAN You know it's AI because Stearns didn't have his head down fiddling with formulas

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

Young republicans say “Americans shouldn’t have to compete.” Man I’m so old I remember a time when the delicate little snowflake crybaby college students were democrats.

[Fort Worth Young Republicans @FortWorthYR]

Yeah, cry “racism” when young Americans identify the rotten fruits of your generation’s failures.

Americans shouldn’t have to compete with all 7 billion people in the world—who cares what color they are.

There can be no assimilation when immigrants outnumber natives.

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Carlos Beltrán is "not a big fan" of Chase Utley:

"In the game of baseball, you can play hard. But when you play dirty, it's a different element."

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

Between Donald Trump being linked to corruption and Taco Bell being linked to diarrhea, this is truly a summer of having to reexamine my biases and my understanding of the world. If these claims are true, what else have I been missing all along?

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@brandon79810305 @MrMatthewTodd @NeilEJohnson What info made you decide that? CO2 levels are known to drive global temps. The physics are well understood. The increase in CO2 over the past 100 yrs is purely from Carbon-12, which can only be from combustion. There is no natural explanation

[kari 🍉 @karionwaywrdson]

ppl just now finding out that climate change actually changes the climate

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@MnBhoy @tlschwerz There were a million arguments about it, but at the end of the day the decision was made by the league, which reviewed the tape very very carefully after the game. It wasn't like the ref through out a guy who didn't actually leave the bench and the league said 🤷‍♂️

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@ChrisVannini Agree on replay but suspensions for subsequent games for on field incidents have always been handled or at least reviewed by every league. The outcome here was 100% correct. Sent off on bad call and missed rest of game. Referee's authority ends there and the league takes over

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@DaleJohnsonBBC Massive improvement for the sport. The idea that a referee can issue non appealable punishments for a game he is not officiating is idiotic, and thankfully everyone now realizes that is not the rule in soccer.

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@fiago7 Every country should absolutely protest any red card they think is unjust to the Disciplinary Committee. They have deferred or commuted 5 red card suspensions in this tournament so far. The idea that there wouldn't be a procedure for this is absurd.

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

“Europeans care about the rules”

“The referees did not follow the VAR rules”

“Those rules aren’t important”

[Dan Carroll @dancarrollnyc]

@Notabot1185810 @bendreyfuss In the DVD commentary someone says “but having a cropduster flying alongside F-16s at the same speed just didn't make any sense”, which is logical because everything else in the movie was totally realistic