Dan Cray

Jazz pianist and composer.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@SpeakerJohnson Such a lickspittle.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@bern_hogan @NYCMayor @nyknicks @JumaaneWilliams @InsideCityHall @afia_eama The mayor should be there, get a grip.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@fandompulse Tolkien would have finished the books.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@samhaselby The famous musicians are never around or don’t even live here anymore. When I lived in the “Jazz Dorm” in Lefferts, there were many great Israeli musicians in the building or in the neighborhood. This is the NY scene…teaching, playing shitty gigs, going to jam sessions, etc.

[まっけんじー🐧＠燕心全開 @mcken_swallows]

What are you talking about?
We Swallows fans are the ones who have enjoyed the cultural heritage of "Murakami hits home runs even when the team can't win" even before White Sox fans...
Let's join hands and share this joy!

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@slhamlet @jaycaspiankang Because she cracked a bunch of notes?

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

Got to JFK Terminal 5 at 6:10 and got through in 30 minutes with TSA precheck. Line started outside door 4 but moved quickly with many employees helping. #tsa #jfk #jetblue

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@xmcj Where did the precheck line start? Leaving Sunday morning and dreading it!

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@chrismartenson @JohnCleese Entered? Ship has long sailed.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@samhaselby There are plenty of people who would give anything to come to The Great Satan and "cure cancer" that don't have fathers hanging teenagers from cranes after torture and show trials.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1993, a local Chicago reporter covering the St. Patrick's Day parade spotted Tommy Lee Jones filming a movie amidst the festivities and stopped him for a quick interview. The movie was THE FUGITIVE 🔥

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@Noahpinion Please don't use my name in vain.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@Variety No one needs a 5 million dollar ranch, fuck all the way off.

[SportsStatsFan @SportsStatsFan]

Still one of the best postseason dunks ever. Michael Jordan beats a double team then dunks on Patrick Ewing.

1991 1R Game 3

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

Shout out to all the dummies who contributed to the GoFundMe.

[TMZ @TMZ]

James Van Der Beek Bought $4.7M Texas Ranch 1 Month Prior To Death https://t.co/Boek0FPop0

[Peter Moskos @PeterMoskos]

I love America because it's the only country in the world where people "driven to crimes of poverty and desperation," such as assault and robbery, drive away in a fancy car.

[Dan Cray @dancrayjazz]

@whitesox Why is this still up?

[Herb Lawrence @Ecnerwal23]

No mention of Frank Thomas, the best player in franchise history

No mention of Jermaine Dye, the only World Series MVP in team history

No mention of Tim Anderson, one of only 3 men to win a batting title in franchise history (Appling, Thomas)

These missteps are so White Sox