Daniel Foster

former hand model

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

What if there’s an alternate reality where Biggie liked it when you called him Large Father

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

@DanHanzus Sam’s town is my favorite album and Heed the call is my favorite podcast @DanHanzus can we be friends?

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

To all those mad at Kamala Harris’ tweet

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

'When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go...'

Watch the first trailer for my new film: #LastNightInSoho. Can’t wait for you to see it in cinemas this October.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Huh, what am I even talking about?" https://t.co/zoKAyVdeFq

[Conservatives Getting Owned @cons_owned]

That time Bill Burr called out Joe Rogan on his anti-mask stance

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

This happy pup spending his first night at his new home after being adopted from the shelter.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

These two headlines are exactly one year apart.

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

@RMiichellle No, but it is ok to take the weed vaccine after getting covid

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

⁦@davidcrosss I expected better from you

[Blank Check Podcast @blankcheckpod]

This looks fun, I like the shark guy

[Daniel Foster @dandfost]

@sheadyrose

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"I have been sitting motionless in the back, middle seat of this car for nine days and nine nights, and not one soul has noticed, cared, or come to my rescue." https://t.co/BhlBLyCABL

[Vinnie Mancuso @VinnieMancuso1]

NATIONAL TREASURE 3 should be Nicolas Cage stealing Joe Biden’s big bible

[Eric Szyszka @ericszyszka]

If I ever got arrested I’d use my one phone call to dial 911 cause I’m in trouble!!

[@jupinwhm on IG & Bluesky @jupin]

Much like George Costanza, turns out Wonder Woman cheated in The Contest.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I’ll write I’ll write I’ll write.

[Johnny 2 Cellos @Johnny2Cellos]

@davidlsims But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jeff Bezos Wears Disguise To Secretly Assess Whole Foods Employees - https://t.co/95mLqU2D4S

[Patrick Claybon @PatrickClaybon]

He can eye these hands

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I had to tell my 3 year old daughter that Alex Trebek had died. She looked up at me, eyes brimming with tears, and solemnly said, “I want to watch Daniel Tiger” and I was like “I can’t tweet this shit, come on, we need to go viral” and then oh here come the waterworks again