Skinless SmokeWagon

John Wayne would never use a surge protector.

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

Making a series of horrible ill-informed professional decisions and then reciting the “Man In The Arena” speech when anyone tries to hold me accountable.

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@LSpoonerd No, you dim bulbs all acted like the fact that he held some volunteer advisory position on one of the 1800 state boards for which the governor “appoints” people meant that he was best buddies with Tim Walz.

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@annamerlan Easy, he’ll find another weird antisemite to fill out the bottom half of the trenchcoat

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@Roadking0222 How is a guy supposed to live on nothing but the profits from his books, beer, apparel, THC gummies, cannabis drinks, speaking fees, nicotine pouches, autograph sales, and podcast ad revenue?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@lynderlucy @SaltyGoat17 Possibly, but that’s because MY family still talks to me

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@Broda_web4 @SaltyGoat17 You post on this app 70,000 times a year. Have fun with your crusader memes big guy, it’s neat to play pretend!

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@lynderlucy @SaltyGoat17 We know exactly what’s ahead of us - fat old dipshits like yourself and this gentleman are going to stroke each other off in twitter posts in between your microwaved meals, and never do anything else remotely substantive on any issue. You’ve been doing it for years

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@ElizabethM10333 @SaltyGoat17 Oh no, is your crusty ass going to post even more than your usual 25,000 times a year?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@TLCplMax So you can haze him, of course

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@KansasGOP How did a giant shit-caked overtired baby become in charge of the Kansas GOP twitter account?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@J4LYN @phillipcparrish *Rando says some patently ridiculous shit online with conviction*

*Nothing happens, ever*

Rightwing dipshits: “Hehehehe, we got ‘em right where we want ‘em!”

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@phillipcparrish Oh man “Operation Shadow Hunt” sounds so badass. Do you have a clubhouse and a secret handshake too?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@WonderGirlSoFly @EagleEdMartin You’ve posted 75 thousand times in 18 months, your brain is mush if you’re not a bot.

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@GregoryKBovino @captive_dreamer Like one of those midget bulls they have at Midwest county fairs?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@jrb528 Oh shut up pussy. No they won’t.

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@BasedMikeLee @ScottPresler lol, what evidence is there of his effectiveness exactly?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@razorchild63 @CTpunk He’s an 80 year old flailing crank who just got neutered and is going to spend the last two years of his presidency whining online and realizing history will regard him as the villain. 👌

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@SaltyGoat17 What do you do for work that allows you to post 100,000 times a year?

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@johnrich Nobody gives a fuck John, shut up and play “Save a Horse”

[Skinless SmokeWagon @dangermcfuck]

@JeremiahDJohns Dana White works like 2 hours a month and makes more money in an hour than the avg American does in a year, why the fuck would he want to get grilled by Jim Acosta about the president’s dumbass truth social posts for what, 200k/year?