Jenn Dang

she/her | variety hour

[Jenn Dang @dangitsjenn]

Once again, I’m petitioning for invite revocation for non-theme adherence

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How do we make this more dramatic?

WIND

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@bayuhh AS YOU SHOULD

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Also applies to those who choose not to try to understand accents not of their own

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People who have to “modernize” or “reinvent” things to suit a “western audience” are simply ✨uncultured✨

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@bayuhh 💓💓💓

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@sanpakublues Yike, what does it look like now? I don’t think mine had updated yet

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The hold these filters had on us

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ALL I CAN HEAR IS ONE DANCE AND CONTROLLA

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@bayuhh 💓💓💓

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Cardinals are pretty and all, but must they have to sound like car alarms ESPECIALLY at four in the morning??? It wasn’t like this last year...

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People catastrophize aging, but I quite enjoy supermarket sweeping the supplement aisle at Costco

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@bayuhh 💓💓💓

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

This is literally the plot of Bring It On

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You know it’s real if I’m sending you multiple posts throughout the day

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@maiicahh All the empty shelving felt very end of times, the juxtaposition made my head spin a lil bit 🥲

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Never thought I’d move efficiently (à la airport security style) through a completely cleared out Nordstrom’s for a vaccination, yet here we are!!!

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@courtno Good thing you’re vaccinated and can taste and smell....I hope 🤪

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Am I sick and potentially going to die or am I sick or is it just allergies round two: fight

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Celebrities is to media training as I is to resocialization training

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@eesah Yes!! I feel like we’re all feeling ~it~

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There has been some CHAOTIC energy lately and honestly? Extremely into it 🤪