DangoRey

Lobbying Disney for a Star Wars musical.

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Chickens are proof that God loves us by creating a tasty bird that can barely fly.

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@Dexerto This is eerily analogous to when the rabbi found me in the bathroom stall mowing down a bacon double cheeseburger on Yom Kippur.

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@nypost Ho

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@blurayangel I mean good for him, nice to see he got some with a face like that.

[amir @blumenfeld]

There are no funny professional poker players.

It’s two completely seperate skill sets that can never overlap.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think the only real difference between me and my parents is that I’m aware I’m mentally ill

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@Bob_Janke I’ve already cast 3 votes for her.

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@TheWapplehouse This isn’t the best look for a South African.

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Cannonball Run has not aged well and I’m still laughing my ass off.

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Do Purge laws apply if the government shuts down?

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@MadScientistFF Alice’s Restaurant

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@insultsrare Damn that’s just Kingpin

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

100 years of Star Wars (with Midjourney and Pika Labs)

[📹 douggypledger]

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@blurayangel It’s not even debatable

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@TRHLofficial Rodney did them dirty, time to form a posse.

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@sirsfurther Each represents a different country in the World Cup.

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@goal Is that bad?

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@washingtonpost Air lift em out

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@PicturesFoIder In fairness, he’s applying the scientific method.

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@NoContextHumans

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every time I see someone back into a parking space it seems like a bigger pain in the ass than just backing out of one like a regular fucking person.